Too bad your jail can't get those channels.
I am glad I voted yesterday.
Because we are assured of bad English for another four years?
My Thai soup was delicious
Where's my cat?
I had risotto for lunch.
Yeah, Giuseppe Risotto. How were the fava beans?
I need a new watch.
Some new glasses might help too coach.
The display on my microwave doesn't work.
Have you tried plugging it in?
My car wouldn't start yesterday.
The DMV gave you your license back.
It's noisey at my house.
Whydon't you stop talking for once?
I have back ache.
Diving into all those dumpsters will do that.
I hope my car starts today.
Hope and a cheap mechanic won't get you very far.
I'm glad the indian gaming initiatives went down to defeat.
And I'm glad we all will go down with them, thanks to you and your kin!
Going to a Bach concert this afternoon.
I'm glad I don't understand a word you're talking about - as usual.
My friend with brain surgery is doing very well.
Aren't you lucky you have no brain? no need of surgery there!
am late for the concert.
They'll be glad - can sleep through the bits where you would have sung.
I might learn Hungarian
Good for you! Keep trying till you find a language in which you can be intelligible.
I'm late for my meeting.
Pedophiles Anonymous meets on Thursdays?
I'm baking a birthday cake for someone special.
Poor kid. At least maybe he can use it as a frisbee.
I'm wearing a smirk.
Smirk means "pantyhose" in Dutch, your family must be proud.
I'm done working for the day.
That's barely perceptible, given how little work you do.
I was going to go shopping, but it's raining.
Dosen't your "broom" work in the rain?
I'm to busy to go shopping.
