That's not pizza ... it's a Ritz cracker with a piece of cheese on top.
I have more roofing to do tomorrow.
Roofing or woofing, I bet you bark like a dog after smoking all those cigars!
I hope it does not rain tomorrow.
85% of your posts are about whether or not it's going to rain. They must call you "Mr Personality"!
I shall be working on the beach tomorrow.
It never rains in Sunny California eh Nick? Point of fact mate, is that we have such variations in our weather here, we do tend to overdo the talking on it. It's a British trait for opening any conversation even, 'Nice day isn't it'
It could only bug a Yank.
Predicting a dry day tomorrow.
Where you live Mathos, if your prediction comes true, even the most die-hard skeptics will be impressed at your psychic gifts.
I just finished a strenuous workout.
Yes, but at least that can of corn is up on the shelf where it belongs.
My soccer team lost today.
What do you expect from a bunch of misfit trailer trash ex-cons?
I went to the theatre tonight.
You still reek of stale popcorn. Take a shower!
Last night I went to a seaside restaurant.
NickFun wrote:You still reek of stale popcorn. Take a shower!
Last night I went to a seaside restaurant.
That figures. I can still smell the fish. Maybe you should close your legs.
I'm going to insult a few more people today.
Good idea because it's obvious you suck at it! You need practice!
I like my new HDTV.
Which you just stole, no doubt.
I just had a bowl of pumpkin ice cream.
Or what you THINK was pumpkin ice cream... heh heh...
I just had a great talk with my son on the phone
Does the warden only give you phone privileges on Sundays?
I strained my quad yesterday.
Doing what, reaching for another box of donuts? That's what happens when you sit on your ass all day...you don't work the stiffness out of your muscles.
The weather forecast is favorable today.
I suppose if you want to sit on your arse all day out of thunderstorms and heavy deluges, it will be favourable to you.
I am moving some broom bushes and netting over the pond tomorrow.
You call it a pond. Most everyone else calls it a cesspool.
I am thinking of having lasic surgery to improve my eyesight.
Won't your wife look better if you don't?
I like seeing Nickfun on here!
Yes but you also like having your ass whacked...never mind. I'd be insulting myself.
It's always a pleasure to see you Mame!
I'll have to answer that myself so no one can insult both of us at the same time! lol
You need glasses, bucko! (ohhh, how awfu!)
I'm getting ready for bed, unfortunately...
I'm getting ready to join you in bed (damn! I just insulted myself again!)
I sleep in the nude.
