Christ! I bet that's a sight for sore eyes.
I had my annual medical today. Fit as a 'Butchers Dog' she told me.
In America the expression is "sick as a dog"
I just deposited a big check.
What do you mean by 'check' or do you mean cheque?
We need to send a posse over to the States and rectify these spelling and word use errors before it's too late!
We outnumber you 5 to 1. We even took over the language. Long live good old American trash talk!
Those British people talk funny.
But not as funny as you, you toothless, gormless git.
I had scrambled eggs for breakfast.
They started off "over easy" but you messed them up again.
I am making some big bucks!
Making some big bucks happy, no doubt!!
Where are you taking me to celebrate?
Same dumpster as last time.
This is an excellent cup of coffee!
How would you know, your taste buds are shot to hell from all that crack you do.
There's a little skiff going in circles in the harbour outside.
Perhaps Pirates? Might I suggest a lower dose of your medication!
I am going to Chez Noir for dinner this evening.
You mean they hired you as the dishwasher's helper? Great!
I need to get up in 6 hours.
If you don't get enough sleep you'll look frightful! Of course, that's the way you look even when you DO get enough sleep...
I don't have to get up until 9AM tomorrow.
Is that when the city sweepers come by and kick you out of your box?
I got to work 10 minutes early today.
(Good morning, handsome)
(Good morning beautiful)
Instead of your usual 45 minutes late. Boss threaten you again?
It's only 7:15 and I'm already awake.
Don't you mean "still" awake, after your all night booze fest?
I am about to take minutes at a meeting.
In your case you'll take hours.
I am considering wearing a speedo at the beach.
LOL I don't even want to touch that one! LOL
My boss is a real curmudgeon.
Curmudge is Mame's pet name for her vagina.
I hate work.
We know!
I need to collect some rock salt tomorrow morning.
Payday, no doubt. I heard you got a five-chunk rise.
Time to clean out the gutters!
