Still having ED troubles? tsk tsk
It's a gray, gloomy day outside and I haven't had my coffee yet.
(Hello Mathos)
Hi Mame..Princess.. :wink:
It's bright and sunny, your windows need cleaning, and drink tea, it's much healthier.
My elder daughter is coming round later, with kids and hubby.
I thought inmates were only allowed 1 visitor at a time and that you weren't allowed around children at all.
Have to take my son to Karate class later
After his probation meeting, wasn't it?
I had a BLT for lunch.
Well done for remembering! Usually by lunchtime, you're too rolling drunk to remember your name.
I'm a trifle stiff, this evening.
Wife make you sleep in the garage again? If only you'd bathe once in a while!
I'm making eggplant parmigiana for dinner tonight.
I heard that you even burn a salad, so the smoke alarm WILL be working overtime with this fancy dish, won't it!
Still, the drive-through's not THAT far away....
I'm now drinking a hot chocolate.
What do you expect from here, a bedtime story?
I'm taking a trailer to Carlisle tomorrow morning.
Still working with the funfair then?
My dog is snoring.
You haven't got a dog, idiot, your sat on your mother.
I need to fill up with diesel before I turn in tonight, forecourts will be quieter.
Mathos wrote:I need to fill up with diesel before I turn in tonight, forecourts will be quieter.
S'funny, you usually drink Meths.
The sky is clear out there. I can see the Plough!
You wouldn't know The Plough if old Giles ran you down with it.
I have not had a haircut since March.
Not surprising, seeing as you're now quite bald.
There's not much on TV tonight.
You've said that at least 150 times. It's because your TV has been broken for six months.
I like watching Sci Fi movies.
So do most kids!
I enjoy watching elephants work.
That must be some bender you're coming down from!
I am enjoying a splash of vintage Bordeaux.
A splash is just about all you can afford, so make the most of it.
I'm sending an email.
That's Emile, you son of a silly person. And please don't send him, we always have to feed him when he comes.
Today was a marvellous crisp bright day.
Translation: You are in Boston where you are freezing your ass off.
Lovely here in Los Angeles!
you have got to be stoned again!
I'm having round pizza tonight
