The Insult Chain Game

Some people collect stamps, you collect incinerators.


I just bought a new HDTV

Bought, or boosted? You thief.


I just had a quinoa salad. Very tasty.

If it looked anything like as tasty as you Mame, I'd devour it!


Thinking I need a haircut.

Actually, all three of your hairs are getting rather long.


I just finished surfing in the Pacific.

u mean u managed to find a lifeboat to save u?

apples taste nicer when cold

You poor little mite, all those years without an education - didn't you know that sentences start with capital letters and end with full stops? And also that on the insult thread you have to say something about yourself, so that you can be insulted. You make the Irishmen in this story seem intelligent:
Paddy and Mick were nailing up the side of a wooden house.
Mick noticed that Paddy was examining the nails and throwing away every second and third.
'What's wrong with the nails?' he asked.
'Sure the heads are at the wrong end.'
'You are stupid you idiot, can't you see they are for the other side of the house?'


I like silly jokes.

You are a silly joke.


I'm going to the theatre this afternoon.

Perhaps some of the well-heeled patrons will throw some coppers your way.

I made a lentil soup for lunch which was delicious.

That was a poor Sunday lunch.



I need some two-stroke oil for the blower and billy-goat.

You seem to lack any education yourself, or else you would have changed the second speech line to 'I'm sure the heads are at the wrong end'. But then, spellcheck does come in handy. As for my sentence on the game, I apologize for it, but your comparision to those people in the story was uncalled for.

Continuation of the Game

You probably need some oil for yourself, rusty old bucket.

I found someone to yell at today.

Yes, but psychiatrists are quite used to it, so don't worry.


I've just been for a good, long walk.

You obviously need to do more of that as your rolls of blubber jiggle every time you breathe!


Where is Nickfun? I miss him.

As far as worrying about Nickfun is concerned, I'd save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.



I've just had a beef salad sandwich, and a pint of Golden Glory.

We all miss him Mame, like you miss toothache or a falling lump hammer landing on your head.



I have to get another 7lbs off for the end of the month.

Ugly fat is it? May I recommend a beheading, perchance?


I'm now signing off as I'm going up the Pub with my mates.

Going to drink yourself into another drunken stupor?


I slept in this morning.

I don't dare think of WHAT you slept in! (I'm here Mame!)


I met Clint Eastwood.

Trawling around the has beens again Nick?




I have been riding a vintage Triumph Bonneville earlier today.

Don't you feel a bit daft? You know, in case other boys see your stableisors (it would be more of an insult if I could spell it)

I've got a gas leak...

x

Thats not a gas leak its the old cabbage in your cupboard!


I'm going for some injections tomorrow.