From a jail cell, no doubt.
I've got new business cards.
It's you been sticking those adverts for French lessons in the phone booths then?
I have toothache, and I hate dentists.
One glance at your teeth confirms that you hate dentists.
I have an interview later.
Interview, interrogation, it's all the same thing, right?
I may do some surfing tomorrow.
Web surfing no doubt, to every porno site you can find.
I have the next week off from work.
How could anybody possibly insult a lady who has a week off work in the offing.
I'm going to bed for a think.
You think? That would be a turn up for Yorkshire, a Tyke with thought!
I think I will be working all day tomorrow.
Hopefully that means you won't be near your PC. It will be a relief not to have you around here.
I am the world's worst procrastinator.
I didn't think you'd ever get around to admitting it.
I'm having my hair cut tomorrow.
You sound like the world's worst procrastiinator.
I am going to the theatre today.
To clean it with the other scrubbers no doubt.
I have been invited to Sunday lunch tomorrow with my wife, to celebrate a friends birthday.
Don't forget to buy a present! Do the charity shops open on Sundays round your way?
I'm slightly piddled.
Slightly piddled? Not wearing your incontipad?
What are you doing back?
I'm searching youtube
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You found your gynaecological scope then?
I came home early.
I suppose 4 30 a m is early for you. After all, it was a luncheon date.
Edwina Currie's birthday was yesterday, and she was 60.
And you're the only person dull enough to give a tinker's damn.
I roofed a house today.
You mean you found a tarpaulin for your cardboard box, I'll bet.
I'm having another sleepless night.
Been locked out of the bedroom again, have you?
I woke up early, so I turned the computer on to see what was shakin'
Translation: Woke up at noon and my hands were shaking from all the drugs I did last night.
Did some surfing in Ventura this morning.
Kids day at Ventura wasn't it, you'd find your level there Nick?
I need to collect a new incinerator tomorrow.
