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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
Clary
 
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Reply Fri 6 Oct, 2006 03:46 am
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. Doubt if you contribute anything to the proceedings anyway.


I have to go to a school reunion this weekend.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Fri 6 Oct, 2006 04:02 am
School re-union? That's a laugh, what do you do, dig the dead up and stick them them in the auditorium?



I'm going to relax today, the garden is under-water.
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zoofer
 
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Reply Sat 7 Oct, 2006 10:37 pm
That can happen when you leave your shorts in the can.

I prefer silky underwear.
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Clary
 
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Reply Sun 8 Oct, 2006 01:06 am
So you're still dressing up your Barbies, are you?


I must go and wake my house guest.
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zoofer
 
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Reply Sun 8 Oct, 2006 09:27 am
They say let "sleeping dogs lie"

I suspect my spine is deforming.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Sun 8 Oct, 2006 10:11 am
It's all that peering through letter boxes you've been doing...

I'm making Sunday dinner.
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zoofer
 
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Reply Sun 8 Oct, 2006 11:05 am
Judging your tastes I found some appetizers for you



I forget where I found them....
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Francis
 
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Reply Sun 8 Oct, 2006 11:14 am
No wonder, as your brain matches your spine.

I've to make a phone call.
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zoofer
 
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Reply Sun 8 Oct, 2006 11:37 am
Interesting how you manage to dial using your toes while cracking your knuckles!



I'm switching from Rugby and Kick Boxing to knitting classes next week.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Sun 8 Oct, 2006 11:41 am
Knitting a jumper... chilly out of the closet?

I'm going to paint my toe nails.
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Clary
 
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Reply Sun 8 Oct, 2006 11:55 am
Only when you tip the white emulsion you're doing the cardboard box walls with over them.

I'm going out to dinner with two old school friends I met at the reunion.
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Mame
 
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Reply Sun 8 Oct, 2006 12:05 pm
Jail buds?



There's a Cdn flag flying on the property below me
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Clary
 
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Reply Sun 8 Oct, 2006 12:07 pm
The lower the better.

The closest restaurant is only doing pizzas tonight, and the rain's pissing down.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Sun 8 Oct, 2006 12:07 pm
Oh, God! You're not driving are you? Clear the roads!

And when I've finished my toenail - I'm going to exfoliate.
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Clary
 
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Reply Sun 8 Oct, 2006 12:10 pm
exfoliant is used by armies to denude trees - what the hell are you doing that for at this time of night?

I am not driving but walking to the restaurant - I have 10 restaurants in walking distance.
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Mame
 
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Reply Sun 8 Oct, 2006 12:11 pm
And you eat at them all every day.

I might go out for sushi today.
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Clary
 
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Reply Sun 8 Oct, 2006 12:13 pm
What, raking through the skin and heads from the back of the fish and chip shop again?

I feel like a curry tonight.
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Mame
 
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Reply Sun 8 Oct, 2006 12:14 pm
You're feeling hot and spicy and smelly?


My husband's a geologist.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Sun 8 Oct, 2006 02:03 pm
So is Heather McArtney, well she's a gold digger.




I took my wife to an extremely up market restaurant this evening.
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Sun 8 Oct, 2006 05:06 pm
I'll bet they were impressed when you asked to see the beer list.

I'm going to make an appointment for a massage.
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