If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. Doubt if you contribute anything to the proceedings anyway.
I have to go to a school reunion this weekend.
School re-union? That's a laugh, what do you do, dig the dead up and stick them them in the auditorium?
I'm going to relax today, the garden is under-water.
That can happen when you leave your shorts in the can.
I prefer silky underwear.
So you're still dressing up your Barbies, are you?
I must go and wake my house guest.
They say let "sleeping dogs lie"
I suspect my spine is deforming.
It's all that peering through letter boxes you've been doing...
I'm making Sunday dinner.
Judging your tastes I found some
appetizers for you
I forget where I found them....
No wonder, as your brain matches your spine.
I've to make a phone call.
Interesting how you manage to dial using your toes while cracking your knuckles!
I'm switching from Rugby and Kick Boxing to knitting classes next week.
Knitting a jumper... chilly out of the closet?
I'm going to paint my toe nails.
Only when you tip the white emulsion you're doing the cardboard box walls with over them.
I'm going out to dinner with two old school friends I met at the reunion.
Jail buds?
There's a Cdn flag flying on the property below me
The lower the better.
The closest restaurant is only doing pizzas tonight, and the rain's pissing down.
Oh, God! You're not driving are you? Clear the roads!
And when I've finished my toenail - I'm going to exfoliate.
exfoliant is used by armies to denude trees - what the hell are you doing that for at this time of night?
I am not driving but walking to the restaurant - I have 10 restaurants in walking distance.
And you eat at them all every day.
I might go out for sushi today.
What, raking through the skin and heads from the back of the fish and chip shop again?
I feel like a curry tonight.
You're feeling hot and spicy and smelly?
My husband's a geologist.
So is Heather McArtney, well she's a gold digger.
I took my wife to an extremely up market restaurant this evening.
I'll bet they were impressed when you asked to see the beer list.
I'm going to make an appointment for a massage.
