If you call insulting people and playing games on A2K "working".
I'm taking a break between shoots.
You mean your on benefits for the next twelve months.
I have to find a ring I lost in the bedroom last night.
I think you left it around the bathtub.
I'm watching the news so I can be well-informed.
Contradiction in terms.
I've got a lovely cosy fleece jumpsuit to wear in the chilly mornings.
Translation: I found some dead squirrels and made a jumpsuit out of them.
I usually sleep naked.
and it grosses everyone out... how many times have you been arrested?
My boss is late, as usual.
He would be on time but he has trouble coming to grips with the fact that YOU work for him.
I was just handed a script.
I didn't know they had scripts in gay porn movies.
I'm behind in my work.
We understand... being a fluffer on a gay movie set is a pressured job.
Do they take a ticket? Like at a deli counter?
I'm looking for my reading glasses.
They are under your white stick, time you accepted things as they are smorgsi.
I went to Lammak this afternoon, never been there before and it is less than twenty mile from here.
And?
What's your point?
That's really boring, Mathos
I'm listening to the radio.
Why are you so nosey smorgsi, if I'd wanted to tell you what I was doing in Lammak I would have done?
Don't women like to know the ins and outs of everything?
Since when are you interested in women?
I'm planning on moving soon.
Your neighbors are rejoicing!
I've got to start rehearsal this afternoon.
Move, that's a joke, you have been sat on your arse that long, you will have grown roots.
I must buy some new boots tomorrow.
I hope they help you run faster, because you're awfully slow in this thread.
I'm being very productive.
Puffing and panting like an asthmatic weaving shed.
I need a replacement key board.
Something wrong with your organ?
Before I leave in the morning, I like to look in the mirror and "juje" my hair. (t/m Carson Kressley)
Does"juje"mean put your wig on baldy?
I am thinking about moving.
Nobody will miss your smile
I'm really sweating, it's so warm here