He won the European Spelling Bee Champtioship. Then he promptly dotted your eye. I assume you're as embarrassed for yourself as we are for you.
I need to drink more water ... I'm dehydrated.
He beat you up and gave you a black eye. My grandmother fights as well as you do.
I once beat up a subway mugger and stole HIS wallet.
I find that hard to believe. Since you responded with your insult some 9 minutes after I'd already responded, it appears you are too slow to hold your own in a fight, much less steal someone's wallet.
I'm drinking water as I type this.
I hope you are wearing fresh diapers this time. Make sure to keep them tuck in to prevent leaking.
I worked out very heavily on Saturday.
We don't normally call "sweating" working out, Nickfun...
I had soup for lunch.
Don't tell me -- BEEF BARLY! You've had it in 17 posts so far.
I like Potato soup from Elaine's Kitchen
It's spelled BarlEy dumbo and was that "Elaine's SOUP Kitchen for the Fat and Useless"? And you can't count, either - it wasn't 17...
This guy in my office has the worst breath! That's one person in the last three offices I've worked in that had halitosis - eww. Enough to make a girl faint.
They must have eaten some of your cooking. Go easy on the rancid ingredients next time.
I'm going to a function this evening.
Is that what you call a parole hearing?
I've got my calendar full this week.
Lots of new "customers"?
I don't like SUV's
You don't like anything you can't handle, do you Nick?
Ford or Chrysler?
Ahem...
Mathos...
Wake up you daft bugger!
It's the insult chain - not this or that!
Too much Viagree can affect memory...
I'm going to make a fish finger sandwich - 'cos I is posh.
Actually, you're going to steal it cuz you're a criminal.
My boss is a brat.
Perhaps he goes for the older woman, and you do have a whiff of MILF about you...
(that's actually a comliment)
I'm going to iron something for work tomorrow (I'm very domesticated)
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And then please put it on, because we're tired of seeing your cellulite!
(what's MILF - mother-in-law?...)
I am starving!
Your stomach sounds like the crowd in a football stadium.
I like to play pinball games.
The perfect outlet for the social Misanthrope! Do you play with others or strictly play with yourself?
I am afraid my basketball game is nt as good as it was 25 years ago.
And it was lousy then.
I want people to play BALDERDASH.
(By the way, MILF means "mother I'd like to f*ck)
ack, NF!
Clary:
You have a not-too-intelligent one track mind -have you noticed? please try and keep it to yourself...
I am only working for 2 more hours today
