NF - As clear as can be through your dirty windows.
Clary - That's because you're too stupid and lazy to put your clothes on.
I finally finished our Management report.
Well, next time, try writing it when you're sober. It will then be legible.
My trousers are acting rather strange tonight.
I don't even want to go there!
I am watching the water in a fountain in the courtyard change colours.
Peeing in it again, are you?
I just saw a shooting star.
Get closer, I think he's aiming for you.
I'm feeling my oats.
It's more fun sowing them.
Raining quite heavily at present, tomorrows work schedule is going to be changed.
Better do your begging under a bridge where it's drier tomorrow!
I am sporting a new polo shirt.
You sure pronounce pile-o-**** funny, you filthy scatologist.
I feel a breeze between my legs.
Try closing them once in a while, you slut!
I'm waiting for hubby to come home for dinner.
wow, your a cannibal too.
I wish I were still on vacation
You're on one fm in case you don't know.
I didn't hear one question in the pub quiz tonight.
because your home is depressing?
im eating my lunch
And you've demonstrated beautifully your inability to punctuate, or even insult effectively.
I have to do my tax returns.
You haven't done them since '78. Why start now?
I am about to have my first cup of coffee for the day.
Did someone leave a bit in that cup in the bin, then? Lucky you!
It's 7 am and just growing light.
Glowing Light! Wake up you silly sleepy gal, Its no Sun Light. your house's on fire.
Things are just perfect for me.
Well, ignorance is bliss after all.
You make me wanna shout.
You make me wanns shout too! "GET THE F*CK AWAY FROM ME YOU SMELLY BASTARD!!!"
I still like to disco dance.
Wouldn't you need to learn how to dance first?
I put a new painting up on the wall today.
What was it - a paint by numbers or one of those velvet jobs?
I like Thai food!
