Make sure you don't stay at the castles -- you'll scare the ghosts away!
I have been to England only once so far.
NickFun wrote:I had a bowl of beef barley soup 300 pages ago COPY CAT!!!
LOL, you goofball! (just saw this)... okay, back to the game!
NickFun wrote:Make sure you don't stay at the castles -- you'll scare the ghosts away!
I have been to England only once so far.
And you'll never be invited back after that prank you pulled involving your naked body, petroleum jelly and vomit!
I type over 90 wpm.
Great, now I can be bored at the rate of 90 wpm.
I'm glad I have no children.
Their unborn souls are singing in heaven not to have been born to you, too.
I really dislike spiders.
They don't like you either. I suggest you stop inviting them over.
I'd like to go hang gliding soon.
I hope you use a noose.
I've just washed the car.
It's raining now, teehee!
I'm going to cook vegetable korma for dinner.
You must be having guests over who you never want to see again.
I am having a simple peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch.
Yeuch, I can't believe grownups eat such things, only in America...
no wonder there's an obesity problem over there.
My lodger has gone for a walk in the rain.
At least that's what you'll tell the police when he turns up missing.
One of my neighbors works for the CIA.
He's not a neighbour, Mohammed, he's staking out your house!
I'm going to make myself a hot drink now.
Meths is so improved with the addition of hot ribena, isn't it?
My vegetable korma was a resounding success.
Makes a change from your normal boil in a bag attempts!
I made a fantastic braised steak dinner this evening.
Uh... wasn't that braised rat?
I'm having a salad, speaking of food.
Dieting again, eh? Look, if you REALLY want to lose 10lbs of ugly fat, just chop off your head.
It's dark outside!
No, it's just the layers of dirt on your windows.
I may watch David Tennant tonight.
Y-A-W-N - He's about as scintillating as you are (not!)
There's a float plane coming in to land in the harbour outside my window.
That's what the terrorists want you to think.
Today feels like the first day of winter to me.
That's the Drug Enforcement Agents. They finall found you!
I have a clear view of the Pacific Ocean from here.
