Mame, darling...that's not necessarily Thai food...there's all sorts of food in that dumpster you've been hitting by the railroad depot. Perhaps you are just confused by the advertisement that fell out of it for the Thai restaurant.
I got a strange message on my answering machine yesterday.
You mean the one that started with "Hey Moron"? That "voice" was your neighbor telling you your house is on fire.
Last week I sampled some grilled goat.
That wasn't grilled goat it was frilled coat. You've been sampling the items you found in the charity clothing bin...hmm...seems you
are a goat.
There is a forecast for rain tomorrow morning.
Guess it's outa the park and under the bridge for you!
I will take a swim later on.
That's you alright...take, take, take...or is there a river next to the nut house you're living in and you're planning an escape?
I am going to get some fresh air...I'll return in a while.
As long as your nose is perched above your fetid breath, you may never get fresh air.
I'm in touch with my feminine side.
Another cross dresser from LA, does he know nick?
I'm having the day off, it's raining heavily now.
You use the same excuse on sunny days. Another way of saying "I'm still unemployed".
I finished doing the voice over for my cartoon.
I'm sure you used your real voice as you are a laughable cartoon yourself.
I bend over backwards for you.
Ok, now get your head out of your ass and stand up straight.
I have hiked most of the Appalchian Trail.
If you had a decent credit rating you could have driven it.
I'm digging out a three foot seven inch diameter tree stump tomorrow.
Sounds like a David versus Goliath battle--in terms of brains and height, you're decidedly David.
I just missed an important phone call.
From your parole officer, no doubt.
I had a meeting this morning.
Here's a partial transcript:
Mame: Hi, my name is Mame and I am an alcoholic.
Host: Sit down you idiot, AA was yesterday. This is procrastinator's anonymous.
Mame: Well, I guess I'm in the right place, then.
I love a parade.
That's because you love to tie up traffic and irritate people.
My dad was an avid gun collector.
Which one was he going to shot you with?
Thats all I have to say.
good cause your grammer or spelling is stupid
im eating sausage rolls for dinner
One cannot expect more from a small brained guy like yourself...
Cats are nice.
but i cant eat a whole one
dogs are better
Personally, I prefer steak. But I suppose you'll eat whatever you can find!
I would like to find hidden treasure!
