Stocking up on bull, were you?
I've just scoffed a doorstop lamb sandwich.
You fat bastard!
I've just had sausage and mash (I dare you!)
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What did you do with the mash? Throw it away?
I've just been for a walk.
Waddling from the living room to the refrigerator no doubt.
I just ate some Chex Party Mix.
Topping up your zit like complexion, are you?
My dog is looking at my bone.
Then you better zipper up your pants then.
I'm sitting at a cafe in downtown LA right now.
...and laughing? (like Mutley)
My mash is delicious!
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.and it makes a wonderful lubricant.
I'm feeling frisky.
Frisky is the name of your cat, you perv!
I'd like to go scuba diving soon.
You copycat, I said that earlier... too lazy to think of your own sentence, hmm?
I'm going to Vegas in November...
Hookers Convention?
I'm going to watch T.V.
The porn channel again, dearie? sheesh
I'm having a bowl of beef barley soup... yum
I had a bowl of beef barley soup 300 pages ago COPY CAT!!!
I am enjoying a bottle of Sparklettes Crystal Fresh Purified Water.
S'funny, you usually enjoy golden showers.
I'm VERY happy.
And so you shall remain until the drugs wear off!
I need some new hiking boots.
Thinking of hitching a ride Nick?
I need a new back!
Your front could stand replacing even more!
I have visited all 50 US states.
Some f***** has to.
I got charged to go down The Grand Canyon
But he said 'Have a nice day'
They only charge ugly people to enter the Canyon in the hopes they will not return and ruin the experience for all us "non-payers".
I have hiked into the Canyon for free.
They don't waste time chasing hobo's for money they haven't got.
I am going to London next month.
