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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 25 Sep, 2006 08:00 am
Elevensies? Is that what you have right before twelvsies and after tensies?


I watched Smallville last night.
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Mame
 
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Reply Mon 25 Sep, 2006 08:14 am
Were you peeping through your neighbour's curtains again?


I would like to go sailing.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 25 Sep, 2006 08:17 am
We'd ALL love it if you went sailing.


My ex-girlfriend from Arizona called me last night.
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Mame
 
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Reply Mon 25 Sep, 2006 08:18 am
What'd she want - more abuse? Masochist!


I'm eating a peach for breakfast.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 25 Sep, 2006 08:26 am
Really? What's her name? Does her husband know?


I need to get some more wine.
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Mame
 
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Reply Mon 25 Sep, 2006 08:29 am
You sure do, you drunken sot - you're making sense!


One of my friends has the worst possible breath!! ack
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NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 25 Sep, 2006 08:33 am
Your friends breath was fine until he kissed YOU!


I have two credit cards.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 25 Sep, 2006 08:41 am
Been out mugging again?



I've just written a long email.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 25 Sep, 2006 08:53 am
Oh, the humanity!

I just set up my new monitor.
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Mame
 
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Reply Mon 25 Sep, 2006 08:58 am
What is it, another peephole and tape recorder? You pervert!


I'm about to go into a meeting.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 25 Sep, 2006 09:15 am
Mame "I'm about to go into a meeting. "



Which step are you on now?



I'm fumbling with something big and heavy.
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Clary
 
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Reply Mon 25 Sep, 2006 09:19 am
You can't get the ladies interested that way, that's just pathetic. Perhaps you'd better drop the sofa on your toe to get sympathy.


My modem is working a treat now.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 25 Sep, 2006 09:20 am
Does that mean I can finally send you that porn link you wanted?



I've fixed it!
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Mame
 
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Reply Mon 25 Sep, 2006 09:22 am
You mean your Y-fronts close now? Ahahahahah - put your pecker away!


My boss is on the phone.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 25 Sep, 2006 09:25 am
You haven't got it stuck up there again, have you?


It's working fine now.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 25 Sep, 2006 09:33 am
That Viagra sure works doesn't it?


I take a multi vitamin daily.
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Clary
 
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Reply Mon 25 Sep, 2006 09:39 am
Wow that is riveting news, Nick. So unusual and exciting. I can hardly keep awake.


My student lodger has been worried about losing his job.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 25 Sep, 2006 10:14 am
I guess he's not satisfying you, eh? Perhwsps his job "performace" would improve if you weren't so butt-ugly.


I'm looking for a new marijuana supplier.
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Clary
 
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Reply Mon 25 Sep, 2006 10:24 am
Exhausted all the existing sources?

I have to buy some groceries now.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Mon 25 Sep, 2006 11:57 am
Buy, why, have you stopped the shoplifting antics then?



I stopped at a farm shop for some shopping today!
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