And they walked off with your TV, fine China, computer and jewelry. But I suppose they are the closest things to friends you have!
My girlfriend is away for the weekend.
Making a bit of money in the red light district again?
I'm hungry.
What else do you do besides eat?
I dread the fall, a billion leaves a day make their way to my garden.
How will you ever harvest your marijuana and poppie plants?
A fiend of mine just moved to China.
So, what is this thing you call fiend? I know you don't mean friend because you don't have any of those.
I'm so glad my work week is over.
What is a work week to you, shaking the mat and fetching the newspaper in?
I'll have to go, Nicks girlfriend is knocking on my door. :wink:
She's an interior designer. She is hoping to make some money by fixing up that pig sty you live in. She'll be disappointed when she finds out you're broke.
I just had a cup of Swiss Miss Instant Cocoa.
I'd like to nominate that last statement for the "Gayest Post On A2K For The Day Award."
I'm going out to dinner tonight.
Rummaging in bins as usual.
I am going to Fleetwood and Lytham St Annes tomorrow afternoon.
Looking for new venues where you can sell drugs?
I am waiting for a check to arrive in the mail.
I guess going to the welfare office and picking it up is just too much trouble.
It's back to work tomorrow. My co-workers like me.
You can tell they like you by the nice way they call you "bitch".
I may drive to the mountains next weekend.
Got your license back then, boozer?
I'm hungry now.
Open wide.
I made a thousand dollars on a football bet today.
Did you find your teeth?
I still have a hangover
Lost your bra again?
I'm eating a sandwich.
You mean you're 'gumming' your neighbour's sandwich, you loser.
I have a guest who just won't go home.
Tied him into that swinging love harness of yours, more like.
I'm now thinking of sorting myself out.
That would make a nice change.
It's only 4:00 a.m. here...
Ah! You've learned to tell the time! Marvellous. Those adult learning classes are doing the trick then.
I'm having elevensies.
