Half a joint and a run upstairs is his mountain.
I am starting a three month training exercise on the 1st of October.
Of course, you'll have to take weekends off, US holidays, Christmas, New Years, monings, afternoons and evenings. You'll be in worse shape at the end of 3 motnhs than you are now.
I work out regularly.
at what? being stupid?
I've got new work hours - 6:30 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. Gotta love it.
Yes, basket weaving at the asylum must leave you plum tuckered out by what...oh, around 6:31? How do I break the news to you Mame darling that it's still an 8 hour wait before you get your afternoon meds?
There's a strange chill in the air this afternoon.
LOL
It's coming from everyone speeding to get away from your horrid breath ...
We're having steak for dinner.
No, no dear...you misheard the activities director...she said it was time for a break for the winner of the macrame contest at the Banana Bin Asylum...(and you'll be dining on stale bread crusts and wax bean soup for dinner)
My niece sent me some photos of her recent vacation.
Oh yes. The "Girls Gone Wild" photos. She sent them to me too.
My mom is visiting the Grand Canyon.
Inspecting your haemorrhoids again, is she?
I'm off to bed now.
LOL
She has to visit a pile of rocks since no one will even speak to her.
I'm home now - horrible rain on the way here.
Ner ner ner ner
You can insult me if you like, Mame. If you're quick enough.
I'm off to bed now....
LOL -- that was gross!
You going to crawl under your wooden box, LE? Sleep tight - don't let the bed bugs bite!
I'm listening to Edith Piaf.
One drunk listening to another one.
I'm going beddie bye too.
Does your cell mate still come onto you after they turn out the lights?
I have a backache.
It's moved then, 'cos last night you told me you had a headache.
I went for a walk in the rain, this morning.
Do you have to re-apply glue to your toupee after rain?
I'm going in the bath - 'cos it's Friday.
That's gonna be pretty grimy bath water seeing as how you only bathe once a week.
I shower daily. Sometimes twice.
With your belly, do your feet ever get wet?
I've just finished a sh*tty report, and have a headache.
Relaaaaaaaaax, teeth, hearing aid out, toupee off, take a cuppla painkillers, you'll be fine. I'll massage your neck and take you for a walk round shops later.
I've just burnt my hand on the iron! (really - sniff)
Trying to iron out the wrinkles no doubt. I can only imagine what you did to your face!
I need some new socks.
If I were you, I'd get me some teeth first!
My houseguests just left.
