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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
cjhsa
 
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Reply Mon 1 Nov, 2004 04:19 pm
Every day is easy when work involves lying on your back.

My filesystem is full.
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nimh
 
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Reply Mon 1 Nov, 2004 05:17 pm
Why dont ya finally get rid of that kiddy porn, eh?

I boughht all kinds of good stuff for sandwiches. Now to make 'em.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Mon 1 Nov, 2004 05:19 pm
I'll be sure to send over a schematic diagram so you don't get confused with that "two pieces of bread" part.

I'm so sick of work I could cry.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Mon 1 Nov, 2004 05:20 pm
And your boss is sick of you too. How convenient.

I need to use the bathroom.
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nimh
 
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Reply Mon 1 Nov, 2004 05:22 pm
Forget it, its full of people who rushed there after being unfortunate enough to cross your path.

Anyone want to know what I bought for my sandwiches?
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Mon 1 Nov, 2004 05:25 pm
You actually bought something? I figured you found some roadkill next to the dumpster.

Halloween was fun.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 1 Nov, 2004 10:17 pm
Going door to door begging for candy must've made a nice change from standing on the street corner begging for crumbs.

My house guest won't leave.
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paulaj
 
  1  
Reply Mon 1 Nov, 2004 10:40 pm
Tell them there's a gas leak, they'll move!

I ate to much candy.
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Clary
 
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Reply Tue 2 Nov, 2004 02:47 am
Do you mean TOO much?


I can spell.
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DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Tue 2 Nov, 2004 07:33 am
That's so cute! See the choo-choo?

I'm off to the polls so I can be sure that my vote is one of the first not to be counted.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Tue 2 Nov, 2004 10:35 am
In Texas, all the touchscreen votes for Kerry are directed to /dev/null.

I voted.
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George
 
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Reply Tue 2 Nov, 2004 10:49 am
But I don't think the tabulator recognizes crayon marks.


I had tuna sushi for lunch.
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cjhsa
 
  1  
Reply Tue 2 Nov, 2004 10:56 am
You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish. Wink

I gotta use the bathroom again.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Tue 2 Nov, 2004 11:12 am
perhaps you should get your own office, your female colleagues seem to distract you too much.

i'll go hiking this weekend.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Tue 2 Nov, 2004 11:17 am
So your newest boy-toy told you to take a hike, eh?

That bathroom smells awful.
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nimh
 
  1  
Reply Tue 2 Nov, 2004 11:35 am
Start cleaning up after you puke.

A controversial columnist/filmmaker was murdered here today.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Tue 2 Nov, 2004 11:41 am
I heard! i thought it was strange you weren't online for so long today!

my students are a bunch of little spoiled <%$%&#@%!>
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George
 
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Reply Tue 2 Nov, 2004 12:25 pm
So the curse laid on you by your former teachers worked!

Should I wear boxers or briefs?
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cjhsa
 
  1  
Reply Tue 2 Nov, 2004 12:50 pm
Wow, George is gonna change his underwear. What's the occasion?

I hate drivers on cellphones.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 2 Nov, 2004 01:50 pm
I hate drivers on crack. Maybe you should get off yours.

My county still uses paper ballots.
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