Good! That means you'll have a place to sleep tonight!
(Howdy Mame!)
I have a "Sleep Number" bed.
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Mame
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Tue 19 Sep, 2006 01:30 pm
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA (what number is it?)
(I cannot abide Lyndsey Wagner)
I am drinking bottled water right now.
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NickFun
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Tue 19 Sep, 2006 02:15 pm
Emptying stinky water from the rusted tap into a bottle is not "bottled water".
Currently it's at number 35 but I feel comfortabel no matter what the number.
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Mathos
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Tue 19 Sep, 2006 03:03 pm
You'd feel comfortable in a pig sty.
I must remember to tax my car.
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firefly
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Tue 19 Sep, 2006 07:54 pm
You can't even remember to flush your toilet after you use it.
I meet a lot of interesting people at my job.
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Mame
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Wed 20 Sep, 2006 07:56 am
You have a job? Picking up litter, no doubt, meaning the people you meet are the down-and-outers.
I got a promotion at my job.
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firefly
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Wed 20 Sep, 2006 08:48 am
Now that you can sharpen the office pencils, after you finish mopping the floors, I think you have finally risen to your level of incompetence.
I have to have one of my car mirrors replaced.
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material girl
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Wed 20 Sep, 2006 09:33 am
Did you crack it while looking into it.
I need a jumper.
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NickFun
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Wed 20 Sep, 2006 10:26 am
I suppose all your previous boyfriends have already jumped.
I met Orlando Bloom last week.
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Lord Ellpus
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Wed 20 Sep, 2006 10:33 am
I thought that the restraining order prevented that!
I've just been walking in the park.
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Mathos
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Wed 20 Sep, 2006 02:07 pm
Perving at lone housewives again Ellpus?
I'm hoping it stays dry tonight, I have eight hours mowing and strimming ahead of me tomorrow.
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NickFun
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Wed 20 Sep, 2006 02:28 pm
By "it" you are referring to your diaper. Let's hope "it" stays dry this time!
I have always wanted to go spelunking.
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Mathos
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Wed 20 Sep, 2006 02:31 pm
Welcome to my cave.
I enjoy scuba diving down mines and caves
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firefly
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Wed 20 Sep, 2006 02:59 pm
Falling into pits and holes isn't scuba diving, you clumsy idiot. The only dives you are familar with are those seedy, run-down places you go to get drunk.
I have to call my nephew and wish him a Happy Birthday.
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Mathos
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Wed 20 Sep, 2006 03:08 pm
Can you do collect from your cell?
I found a badger sett earlier this evening.
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NickFun
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Wed 20 Sep, 2006 03:14 pm
They were nesting under your bed.
I was nearly bitten by a rattler a few weeks ago. Good thing for hiking boots!
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Mathos
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Wed 20 Sep, 2006 03:23 pm
He'd have spat it out, nothing is going to swallow your bullshit Nick.
I have eaten snake.
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firefly
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Wed 20 Sep, 2006 03:31 pm
Let's face it, you'll eat anything that doesn't eat you first. Your gluttony knows no bounds. But wasn't that a little like eating your next of kin?
I love eating my home-grown tomatoes.
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Lord Ellpus
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Wed 20 Sep, 2006 03:44 pm
I won't ask what happens to your home grown cucumber.
I'm having a cup of Nuits Tranquille.
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NickFun
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Thu 21 Sep, 2006 02:12 pm
Isn't that an additive sleeping pill? Having a whole cup of them, eh? Lest time we'll see you here!
I'm going for a run up the mountain this afternoon.
