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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 16 Sep, 2006 11:17 am
The nicest one says "Jesus loves you...Everyone else thinks you're an a$$hole".


Today would be a nice day to do some paragliding.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 16 Sep, 2006 12:37 pm
Still dreaming about flying over those prison walls? Get back to mopping the floor before the correction officer sees you slacking off and writes you up.

I just had some delicious pie.
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KiwiChic
 
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Reply Sun 17 Sep, 2006 05:25 am
'American Pie' was it?


Im still awake
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firefly
 
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Reply Sun 17 Sep, 2006 07:50 am
Amazing, after all the booze you've consumed.

I need to get better organized.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 17 Sep, 2006 02:13 pm
This is what you told the police when you told them you couldn't find your husband...


I am at a pool looking at a lovely young lass in a thong bikini.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sun 17 Sep, 2006 05:33 pm
And she's feeling creepy because that very weird guy is staring at her.

My new neighbors seem a little strange.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 18 Sep, 2006 12:27 pm
They are thinking the same thing about you!


I'm in Massachusetts for a few days.
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Three P
 
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Reply Mon 18 Sep, 2006 02:01 pm
Why? Does Indiana want you again?



I'm listening to Eva Cassidy.
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firefly
 
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Reply Mon 18 Sep, 2006 03:36 pm
If you took your medication, those voices would stop.

I had too much coffee today.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 18 Sep, 2006 03:46 pm
And you peed yourself again. Maybe invest in some adult diapers?


I ran 2 miles this morning.
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Mon 18 Sep, 2006 04:37 pm
You can run from the mob, but you can't hide.

I had to pay a plumber $145 just to fix a loose screw on my toilet.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 18 Sep, 2006 04:41 pm
That's because he had to replace it with a custom-made screw designed to hold over 500 pounds for extended periods!


I am auditioning for the lead in an independent film.
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Three P
 
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Reply Mon 18 Sep, 2006 04:44 pm
Zombie movie?



I'm feeling warm.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 18 Sep, 2006 04:48 pm
That's because you're sitting on a lit stove.


I am wearing jeans and a t-shirt.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Mon 18 Sep, 2006 04:49 pm
Put Jeans stuff away you cross dresser



I'm building a ramp for a farmer tomorrow.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Mon 18 Sep, 2006 04:50 pm
Put Jeans stuff away you cross dresser



I'm building a ramp for a farmer tomorrow.
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Mon 18 Sep, 2006 04:59 pm
We heard you the first time. What's the big deal about building a ramp for a bunch of handicapped cows?

Speaking of farms, I like organic vegetables.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 19 Sep, 2006 08:07 am
Organic vegetables and Hostess Twinkies are two of your favorites!


My mom is flying to the Grand Canyon.
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Mame
 
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Reply Tue 19 Sep, 2006 01:05 pm
Who cares?


Laughing

(howdy, Nick!)


We're about to have a lunch in a fancy restaurant.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Tue 19 Sep, 2006 01:19 pm
Well pay for it this time.



I completed the ramp and emptied and moved an enormous hayrick.
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