God, you smell of B.O. on the coldest days!
Think I'll watch an old black n white film tonight.
Cant afford a colour telly then?
My microwave is broken.
That's what happens when you try to stuff an entire weeks worth of food in there for a single meal.
I have to drive nearly 2 hours to get to Ventura.
It's ONLY 5 miles....you've still got that little pedal car then?
I'm looking forward to the football tonight.
That's all you have left to eat? Maybe it will taste good with a little berbecue sauce.
I have some frozen chicken in the freezer.
Earning extra money re-stocking the poultry at Wal-Mart's again?
My left leg has gone to sleep.
According to your wife, your middle leg did that years ago.
I am fighting a cold.
I wish you luck, seeing as you couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper bag.
I'm off to see the football match, now.
He will be watching his kids play table top football.
I watched Man U beat them Jocks tonight, it was a good game.
Jocks? As in "bendy" strap things? Private video, was it?
I enjoyed seeing Arsenal win.
I think it's really nice that they let you stay up and watch the footy in the Home. Have they found your dentures? Or was it soup and mash again for tea?
I'm going back to bed now.
You found your new batteries then!
There was a thunderstorm overhead, last night.
No doubt you were cringing under the stairs as usual.
I think I will win the snooker final next week.
You always think that way right before you lose and blow your life savings.
My girlfriend is a lousy tennis player and she won't play with me anymore.
Normality resumed Nick, you'll be playing with yourself as usual.
I hope Man U beat Arsenal on Sunday.
And, if they don't, your bookie will probably break your legs since your gambling problem's way out of control.
I have to make a big withdrawal at the bank tomorrow.
wow the whole three dollers you own
i love playing world of warcraft
Now that you're unemployed, again, those little toy plastic soldiers really keep you amused, don't they?
I have been buying new clothes.
cause ye be gettin fatter (u are dumd to cause warcrafts a computer game)
i love being a pirate
Instead of dressing up in silly costumes, you really should spend some time learning how to spell and construct an intelligible sentence, unless you're too dumb to do that.
I just received some nice e-cards.
