Are you sure ALL the toilets are clean this time?
I had to do 12 takes on this cartoon.
Whatsamatta? Don't know how to read?
I am about to head for home
Were't you about to do that an hour ago? Did another "client" pop in unexpectedly?
I am sitting in my car about to start the engine.
Finished dogging have we?
I'm about to go to bed.
So you found a quiet ally at last?
I'm never going to bed.
Is it the old nocturnal enuresis problem again?
I'm finishing off a report.
Wouldn't you prefer food?
I'm about to go to bed.
Before you do, don't forget to book the taxi to take you home afterwards.
I've now finished.
Did you get fired again?
I am hungry, actually. Haven't had any dinner.
Well, I'm sure you'll have your mouth full soon.
I'm going to make a coffee.
Anything to cover up your hideous breath.
I need a good book to read.
Knowing you, I would recommend "How to lose twenty pounds in a month"
I'm listening to classical music.
I would hardly call the "ABC Song" classical.
I need to clean my house.
Want it to look good for the Bailliffs, do you?
Right, I'm going to watch some News on TV.
To see if the police have matched your DNA?
I'm going to download some photos
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I hope you don't get arrested.
I've just had a marvellous shower.
so, are you more wrinkly than usual?
I've just some toast on
It must be a gas toaster - being up North, an' all.
I've also had a shave.
Why? Does hair poke through your tights on Tranny nights?
Going to make a brew
Don't forget your pointy hat!
I'm finding it a trifle muggy, today.
