Ha ha ha It took me a minute!
Try and behave yourself for a change!
(it WAS a good banana, though!)
We're having a staff meeting in an hour.
I shall now balance the books by being nice....
I hope it's not too boring, and that you've had a nice day so far.
I'm off out, walking the dog.
Well, apparently you need the exercise!
I don't have any pets.
You used to have pets until you started running low on groceries.
Pets are too much responsibility.
I'm sure the cockroaches in your home don't need to rely on you.
Our meeting is in half an hour.
<she should be in there by now, so the coast is clear>
Well, if you're having to present anything, you'll have to shout loud because of the snoring.
The walk in the park was too noisy for my liking.
Should have took your hearing aid out then!
I'm going in the bath (with candles)
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Cathedral size, I'll bet!
I may play some music now.
"Fingernails scraping against the Blackboard" in C minor again?
I like Barbra Steiesand's music.
Always knew you were a loser!
My boss is late again.
You would think a fan would be able to spell her name correctly!
and then I'm going to have sardines on toast (my oily fish night)
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Take them out of the tin first. Remember? That's how you lost your teeth.
I am thinking of watching the thing about Freddie Mercury tonight.
Is that 'cos you is gay?
I might watch a bit of Crimewatch
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You just LOVE seeing your own face on TV!
I'm having pizza
Must be like looking in a mirror.
I'm drinking a cup of tea.
(That was a good one!)
Why don't you breathe on some bread at the same time and make toast.
I'm waiting for a grovelling apology.
I'm really sorry... didn't realise you were sensitive about your middle-age acne, and associated impotance!
I'm plucking my eyebrows.
OUTRAGEOUS!
What...the extra hairy bit in the middle?
I'm having a hot choccie.
The milky bar kid.
I have to repair my chain saw tomorrow.
You mean you have to find someone to do it for you, you incompetent!
I'm about to head for home.
