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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
shari6905
 
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Reply Tue 12 Sep, 2006 12:19 am
Monthly shower?


Im getting tired.
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Lord Ellpus
 
  1  
Reply Tue 12 Sep, 2006 12:20 am
Well, get out of bed and go home.


My dog is looking at me in a strange way.
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Erik30
 
  1  
Reply Tue 12 Sep, 2006 06:57 am
Im not surprised with a face like that Laughing










Ive got the afternoon off.
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NickFun
 
  1  
Reply Tue 12 Sep, 2006 08:04 am
When your boss said "Go home" he was refering to more than just the afternoon.


I am doing a voice over for an industrial cartoon.
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Lord Ellpus
 
  1  
Reply Tue 12 Sep, 2006 08:09 am
They wanted someone who talks like Homer Simpson, did they?


Today, I interviewed a horse shagger.
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Mame
 
  1  
Reply Tue 12 Sep, 2006 08:24 am
How was your dad?



There was little to no traffic on the road this morning.
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Sturgis
 
  1  
Reply Tue 12 Sep, 2006 08:31 am
That's most likely because you were the only one playing with your toy cars on the kitchen table.



The doctor says I am suffering from vertigo.
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Mame
 
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Reply Tue 12 Sep, 2006 08:45 am
Not to mention a few other things, like mental imbalance...



It's supposed to rain this afternoon
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 12 Sep, 2006 09:05 am
I WOULD suggest that you get your washing in, but then I remembered that you never do any.


I'm going to make a sandwich.
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Mame
 
  1  
Reply Tue 12 Sep, 2006 09:07 am
Moldy bread and spam doesn't sound appealing to me at all, but I know you haven't any taste.


Did I mention I'm going to Vegas for a company retreat?
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Lord Ellpus
 
  1  
Reply Tue 12 Sep, 2006 09:08 am
Yesterday, I believe. I was bored by it THEN!



My fridge is almost empty.
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Mame
 
  1  
Reply Tue 12 Sep, 2006 09:10 am
Haven't gone on your food-stealing binge yet then?


I have an umbrella at work.
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smorgs
 
  1  
Reply Tue 12 Sep, 2006 09:15 am
Don't use it! Bit of rain won't make any difference to YOUR hair!

I think I'll take a nap.
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Mame
 
  1  
Reply Tue 12 Sep, 2006 09:16 am
Didn't you just arise from a nap, you lazy sod?


I'm having beef barley soup for lunch. Yummy.
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Lord Ellpus
 
  1  
Reply Tue 12 Sep, 2006 09:27 am
Another "back up" in the loo on the way, then.


I've decided to have salad, due to the waistline thingy.
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Mame
 
  1  
Reply Tue 12 Sep, 2006 09:35 am
That's a good idea, LE, your girth is ever-expanding.


I went for a lovely stroll last evening.
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Tue 12 Sep, 2006 09:38 am
Mame wrote:
That's a good idea, LE, your girth is ever-expanding.
I went for a lovely stroll last evening.


Last evening, indeed! Are you one of those end of the world loonies?

What if, after the sun rose, it never sets?

BBB
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Tue 12 Sep, 2006 09:42 am
It wouldn't matter, your huge butt would just blot it out.

I'm taking a new job.
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Mame
 
  1  
Reply Tue 12 Sep, 2006 09:56 am
Got fired from yet another?



Yesterday morning I had a banana for breakfast.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 12 Sep, 2006 10:04 am
Did you get to eat it afterwards?



I think I just went too far.
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