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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
firefly
 
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Reply Sun 10 Sep, 2006 03:55 pm
What a treat. It's all junk mail and threatening notices from bill collectors. Who else would write to you? If they haven't turned off your electricity yet you might even be able to read some of it.

I just took a beautiful roast chicken out of my oven.
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Mame
 
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Reply Sun 10 Sep, 2006 05:53 pm
Two overdue bills does not constitute a mountain and requires no sorting, you eejit.



I won $250 at the racetrack this afternoon.
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Mame
 
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Reply Sun 10 Sep, 2006 05:54 pm
shite, pipped!

Was that the 5 yr old fryer you got for free from your neighbourhood food bank?



I'm a little bit hungry.
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firefly
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 04:04 am
You just finished a huge 6 course meal and you're still "a little bit" hungry? You are truly a world-class glutton. No wonder you've been banned from all of the "All You Can Eat Buffet" restaurants in Canada.

I believe a good breakfast is very important.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 04:37 am
Is that so that your stomach doesn't rumble, during your appearance at Court for soliciting?


My mantle clock seems to have stopped.
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firefly
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 04:50 am
And you're dumb enough to believe that time is now standing still.

Your boss won't buy that excuse when you don't show up for work today, and unemployment will leave you with a lot of time on your hands. Maybe you can use some of it to learn how to change clock batteries, you twit.

I'm about to take a shower.
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Mame
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 09:33 am
And not a moment too soon. When was your last - a couple of months ago, you vile-smelling creature.


My boss is sending us all to Vegas on a 'retreat' in November.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 09:45 am
Don't get mistaken for one of those skinny Coyote things if you go into the desert, Mame.


I mowed the lawn last night, now I think I'll re-plant my bulbs.
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Mame
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 09:50 am
Do you even know what you're doing in the garden, dearie?



One of my sisters is coming to visit me on Wednesday for 5 days.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 09:54 am
HA!

Do you think the men in white coats will take your straight jacket off for those days?


I'm getting a cold beer from the fridge.
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Mame
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 09:57 am
tsk tsk tsk... how many does that make it this morning? An even dozen?


We're going to visit Chinatown some time during her visit.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 12:27 pm
Of course you will. You have to pick up that big shipment of "China White" heroin.


I am flying off to Massachusetts on Thursday for 4 days.
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firefly
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 03:52 pm
You can run, but you can't hide. The Sheriff will be waiting for you at the airport when you return.

I am cutting back on the number of days I work.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 03:55 pm
What? You work less days than Santa, as it is!


I'm off to bed now
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 03:57 pm
All alone and stinking of garlic.

I'm pretty tired myself.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 04:00 pm
Yes, those bags under your eyes could carry my whole weeks shopping.


Right, I must shake a leg.
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 04:07 pm
Dribbled a little urine again?

I'm getting up early in the morning.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 04:13 pm
OH? Prison Officers nowadays let you sleep in 'til nine.


Right, I'm outta here.

(g'night, gd)
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shari6905
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 11:54 pm
The neighbors dont like you sneaking around their house using their computer.



I have missed everyone.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 12 Sep, 2006 12:16 am
...and WE'VE missed you!.... Who ARE you, by the way?


I'm going for a walk in the mist.
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