Aaah it's like you've never been away.
And then it must seem, like I've never been gone :wink:
But I'm off and away for three months in January.
What was the charge this time? Burglary again?
I'm sitting here having a cappucino.
You were pipped LE
I'm looking forward to it Dorothy.
Why don't you just disappear now, Mathos. No one will miss you. In fact there will be a gigantic sigh of relief to see you go.
And Lord Ellpus really lucked out finding some cappuccino in a cup in the Starbucks dumpster.
I just paid some bills.
Your still using the stolen Visa card then.
Going to take a shower.
It's about time. You must reek pretty bad if the odor finally got to you.
I am going out to buy something for dinner.
Better than scooping up roadkill to cook, like you usually do.
I'm sitting in the sun, with my laptop.
Alone again with another piece of junk?
I'm off to the race track with a girl friend today.
And the two of you are going to pick pockets and steal wallets from the lucky winners, as usual. Track security has caught onto you, and today you may well get caught red-handed.
I am thinking of coloring my hair.
Why bother with those five little tufts? You won't improve your hideous looks.
I'm reading a great book right now.
I'll give the ending away now! Jack fell down and broke his crown, apparently.
I might mow my lawn tonight.
Ellpus
Lord Ellpus wrote:I'll give the ending away now! Jack fell down and broke his crown, apparently.
I might mow my lawn tonight.
Aha! I knew you were one of those cut and runners.
BBB
I've never seen you do a lick of work, so I doubt very much if you'll heave your fat lazy arse out of your house to do anything, much less mow your lawn!
It's a gorgeous day - I feel like going for a sail!
Well, knowing the size of your drawers, if you tie them to the mast, you'll get TWICE the speed!
I'm now enjoying a chicken sandwich.
Those discounted cans of chicken-flavored dog food you bought are really coming in handy, aren't they.
I just ran several errands.
RAN? You expect me to believe a fat over-bloated puddin like you can run? Some women live in dreamland.
I have a mountain of mail to sort through tomorrow.