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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Sun 10 Sep, 2006 09:34 am
Aaah it's like you've never been away.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Sun 10 Sep, 2006 09:35 am
And then it must seem, like I've never been gone :wink:
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Mathos
 
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Reply Sun 10 Sep, 2006 09:36 am
But I'm off and away for three months in January.
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Sun 10 Sep, 2006 09:37 am
No you're not allowed
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Sun 10 Sep, 2006 09:37 am
What was the charge this time? Burglary again?


I'm sitting here having a cappucino.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Sun 10 Sep, 2006 09:39 am
DOH!
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Mathos
 
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Reply Sun 10 Sep, 2006 09:40 am
You were pipped LE

I'm looking forward to it Dorothy.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sun 10 Sep, 2006 09:42 am
Why don't you just disappear now, Mathos. No one will miss you. In fact there will be a gigantic sigh of relief to see you go.

And Lord Ellpus really lucked out finding some cappuccino in a cup in the Starbucks dumpster.

I just paid some bills.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Sun 10 Sep, 2006 09:48 am
Your still using the stolen Visa card then.



Going to take a shower.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sun 10 Sep, 2006 09:51 am
It's about time. You must reek pretty bad if the odor finally got to you.

I am going out to buy something for dinner.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Sun 10 Sep, 2006 10:00 am
Better than scooping up roadkill to cook, like you usually do.

I'm sitting in the sun, with my laptop.
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Mame
 
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Reply Sun 10 Sep, 2006 10:27 am
Alone again with another piece of junk?


I'm off to the race track with a girl friend today.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sun 10 Sep, 2006 10:41 am
And the two of you are going to pick pockets and steal wallets from the lucky winners, as usual. Track security has caught onto you, and today you may well get caught red-handed.


I am thinking of coloring my hair.
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Mame
 
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Reply Sun 10 Sep, 2006 10:56 am
Why bother with those five little tufts? You won't improve your hideous looks.


I'm reading a great book right now.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Sun 10 Sep, 2006 11:07 am
I'll give the ending away now! Jack fell down and broke his crown, apparently.


I might mow my lawn tonight.
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Sun 10 Sep, 2006 11:09 am
Ellpus
Lord Ellpus wrote:
I'll give the ending away now! Jack fell down and broke his crown, apparently.

I might mow my lawn tonight.


Aha! I knew you were one of those cut and runners.

BBB
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Mame
 
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Reply Sun 10 Sep, 2006 11:18 am
I've never seen you do a lick of work, so I doubt very much if you'll heave your fat lazy arse out of your house to do anything, much less mow your lawn!



It's a gorgeous day - I feel like going for a sail!
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Sun 10 Sep, 2006 11:26 am
Well, knowing the size of your drawers, if you tie them to the mast, you'll get TWICE the speed!

I'm now enjoying a chicken sandwich.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sun 10 Sep, 2006 12:15 pm
Those discounted cans of chicken-flavored dog food you bought are really coming in handy, aren't they.

I just ran several errands.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Sun 10 Sep, 2006 03:29 pm
RAN? You expect me to believe a fat over-bloated puddin like you can run? Some women live in dreamland.



I have a mountain of mail to sort through tomorrow.
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