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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 7 Sep, 2006 06:48 pm
What a relief--I thought you'd never get out of here. I hope your endless eating and drinking keeps you too busy to come back.

I just don't feel like cooking any more.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 7 Sep, 2006 09:08 pm
That means your husband will be able to go out and eat something GOOD for a change. I'll bet he's smiling!


I am enjoying a terrific glass of port.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Fri 8 Sep, 2006 04:09 am
Have you told your AA sponsor about this?




I've just been packing for a naughty weekend.
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firefly
 
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Reply Fri 8 Sep, 2006 07:32 am
Going to camp out in the backyard without mommy's permission? Don't forget your flashlight and jar of peanut butter, you naughty boy.

I have to check my lottery tickets.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 8 Sep, 2006 07:56 am
You buy 2,000 of them a week. So far you've won $5.00 and a free ticket.


I only play the lottery when the jackpot goes over $100 million.
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firefly
 
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Reply Fri 8 Sep, 2006 08:03 am
And then you cry like a baby because you've lost all that money, you jerk.

I think I am very well-dressed.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 8 Sep, 2006 08:27 am
Yes but you admire the rag-wearing homeless lady pushing the shopping cart for her high fashion sense.


I prefer the casual look.
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Fri 8 Sep, 2006 09:04 am
In other words, scruffy and stained.

I like to wear classic clothes that never date.
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firefly
 
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Reply Fri 8 Sep, 2006 12:21 pm
Your clothes never date because you never date. Who in their right mind would ask you out on a date?

I just had some delicious bean soup.
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Fri 8 Sep, 2006 12:48 pm
Shame you didn't choke on it.

I'm just gonna watch a bit of telly tonight.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 9 Sep, 2006 04:00 am
Your usual evening alone in front of the telly--eat an entire pizza, drink a whole bottle of wine, and pass out on your couch by nine. But that's your morning routine as well, isn't it?

I am trying to make an important decision.
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Sat 9 Sep, 2006 04:37 am
It must be really hard for you to decide which colour underwear to put on.

Think I will go to the pub with friends tonight.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 9 Sep, 2006 08:37 am
They won't be friends much longer if you drink like a fish, tell them you forgot your wallet, and stiff them with the check again, you deadbeat lush.

I just finished my shopping list.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Sun 10 Sep, 2006 09:20 am
Well pay for it this time, your a bloody nuisance with all that pilfering.


I am dining out this evening.
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Sun 10 Sep, 2006 09:23 am
Alone again I take it 'cos nobody likes you?

I hate Sunday evenings.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Sun 10 Sep, 2006 09:25 am
Actually there will be four of us, a nice Sunday roast, nothing else required, back for about eight and relax, do you want to come?
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Sun 10 Sep, 2006 09:27 am
How dare you insult me like that! (yes please I'm really hungry)
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Mathos
 
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Reply Sun 10 Sep, 2006 09:29 am
OK wait outside Old Trafford and I will pick you up about 6.30, can you remember that?
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Sun 10 Sep, 2006 09:31 am
I don't do Old Trafford, I'm a Blue
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Mathos
 
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Reply Sun 10 Sep, 2006 09:32 am
You must have been dropped on your head in Blackley when you were a baby, do you remember that?
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