Adding that to the previous 200 you gained last year, I'd say you're pretty obese.
I just had a great cup of coffee.
It always tastes great after it's had a while to ferment, eh?
I am eating some Chinese beef and brocoli
Baby mice again, dahlink? I can't argue with you - you are too cute.
LOL
I'm off to the pub for a glass of vino.
A glass? You drink it directly out of the carafe with a straw.
I think I've finally come up with a solution to a problem I've been mulling over.
Yes, take the bath!
I just had a lovely glass of iced tea.
Given the amount of fluid you drink, you must go through a lot of Depends in the course of a day. But that does save your rugs from all those nasty accidents you had in the past.
I am sick of getting recorded phone messages telling me who to vote for next week.
They're recorded because they don't want to talk to you, you drunken sot.
I think I'll go for a nice stroll along the beach after work.
Watch out you don't come back with crabs! (again)
I love seafood!
Do you prefer Nine Lives, Fancy Feast, or Meow Mix?
I think that the baked potato chips are just as good as the fried, and they're much lower in fat and calories.
And you really have to watch your enormous girth, don't you, lardbutt?
I prefer pink lemonade to the yellow variety.
That's because your pink lemonade is 3/4 sloe gin and 1/4 lemon juice, you lush.
I have to get out my fall clothing.
yeah, get it out of someone's trash, you mean.
This beef barley soup is delicious.
Lemme see. In your last posts you have talked about everything you have had to eat and drink in the past hour. Maybe time for that walk, eh?
My face feels really clean since I shaved off that beard.
Too darn bad you're so butt-ugly!!
LOL about the food!
There's a new building going up down the block (see how boring that is?)
It could be a new Brothel! A career opportunity!
(Damn I'm a sick bastard).
I have purchased some new boxer briefs.
Why bother - won't a bandaid do?
(you're hilarious)
I'm wearing a pink and blue striped blouse today.
That sounds like the same blouse Bozo the Clown wears.
I am am sporting a 40 comb black sheer jersey.
That sounds positively revolting. Probably suits you.
I am about to head for home.
Not if the explosive device attached to the bottom of your car works properly this time.
I am driving off to Ventura, CA this evening for a day.
I don't think they allow broken-down rust heap crap 'cars' on the highways anymore.
See you later tonight... I am outta here!
