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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 4 Sep, 2006 03:17 pm
I'm sure it's a terrific bargain since you kicked your foot through it.


I am dating a lady with a very nice car.
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Cyracuz
 
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Reply Mon 4 Sep, 2006 03:25 pm
If that's the only feature she has that's worth mentioning I pity you.



I've just drunk one liter (1/4 gallon) of grapejuice.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 4 Sep, 2006 03:41 pm
Later you will have found out it's prune juice. I pity anyone who comes near you.


My girlfriend is worth several million and is beautiful and funny.
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Cyracuz
 
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Reply Mon 4 Sep, 2006 03:46 pm
Be sure to hide the receipt from your wife then.




I am glad autumn is finally coming.
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firefly
 
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Reply Tue 5 Sep, 2006 06:59 am
Don't get your hopes up. When the Parole Board meets this Fall, they'll turn you down, as usual.

I have been getting lots of phone calls telling me who to vote for in the primary election.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 5 Sep, 2006 07:56 am
That's because they know you have no mind of your own.


I refuse to vote for any Republicans.
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firefly
 
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Reply Tue 5 Sep, 2006 08:17 am
But you're so dumb you refuse to vote at all, because there are always Republicans on the ballot.

I am watching Martha Stewart.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 5 Sep, 2006 09:23 am
...nostalgically recalling the days the two of you spent in the prison yard.



I am listening to a conservative radio host and I want to kick him.
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firefly
 
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Reply Tue 5 Sep, 2006 11:41 am
If you learned how to change the station, dummy, you'd know how to make him shut up.

Listening to Bush always makes me feel upset.
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Mame
 
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Reply Tue 5 Sep, 2006 02:21 pm
Because you know you sound as illiterate as he!



I'm eating a lovely fresh cucumber.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 5 Sep, 2006 03:58 pm
I'm glad you're actually eating it this time. Embarrassed


I am preparing to shave off my beard.
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Mame
 
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Reply Tue 5 Sep, 2006 04:24 pm
LOL, you rude boy!


Please don't shave! It's hiding your ugliness!



I'm just about to go into a meeting.
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Cyracuz
 
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Reply Tue 5 Sep, 2006 05:52 pm
So it's you they sent when they want to break up unscheduled gatherings.


I've rearranged my furniture today
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firefly
 
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Reply Wed 6 Sep, 2006 05:06 am
It looked better before. You need to rearrange your life--it's a complete mess.

I am throwing out a lot of stuff I no longer use.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 6 Sep, 2006 07:52 am
Like your husband?


I am writing a great screenplay.
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Casino Joe
 
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Reply Wed 6 Sep, 2006 03:04 pm
Great for lining the dog basket like the rest of the drivel you come up with...

It's time I put my life in order...
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firefly
 
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Reply Wed 6 Sep, 2006 09:53 pm
Excellent idea. Start by releasing the hostages and surrending peacefully to the police.

I got my car washed yesterday.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Wed 6 Sep, 2006 09:55 pm
Great, now you have clean rust.


I make a mean meatloaf.
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firefly
 
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Reply Wed 6 Sep, 2006 11:22 pm
Judging by the horrible stomach cramps everyone gets after eating it, it's more downright vicious than mean. You're mean, the meatloaf is lethal.

I just sent an e-mail to my state senator.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 7 Sep, 2006 08:21 am
Begging for early parole rarely works.


I've gained 5 pounds in the past month.
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