Do you always obey when someone tells you to, "Take a hike"? I'll have to remember that, it will be useful for getting rid of you.
I think my cold is getting better.
Just what you need! A better cold! Maybe if it keeps up you'll get pneumonia!
I fell down while hiking yesterday.
You fell hiking? You fell getting out of your car in the parking lot, and never got to go hiking, you klutz. You're about as athletic as a beached whale.
I have to reseed my lawn
Tip: You can't plant anything on the old car lot that you call home; best get a plastic flower or two.
I have been looking at a guesthouse to buy.
with what, you cheapsake, monopoly money????
I wish I had curly hair.
Yes, that big 80s hair out of Dallas, SO becoming as you age, don't you think?
My sister-in-law forgot to come to lunch with me yesterday.
She didn't forget, she can't stand you, and deliberately stood you up.
I am going to throw out a lot of clutter.
About time too. Those newspapers you've been lying on have all gone into holes, and the used cans and bottles could keep a recycler in work for a week.
My son's had a good holiday in Croatia.
He'd enjoy being any place where he doesn't have to see you.
I might take a dance class.
Take them where? Back to your hovel or down the mean streets you live in?
I'm going to have a good talk to my business partner about our new investment.
It's too late, your partner's already swindled you out of everything, you dummy.
I am going to buy myself a present.
Guess you have to if nobody else will - I suggest a pair of gloves so padded that you can't use the computer ANY more.
I have to make up a bed for my next student lodger.
If you had any decency, at all, you wouldn't charge for that mound of straw you give them to sleep on, you lowlife.
I looked at some furniture yesterday.
Daring! Did it look back?
My sister-in-law did forget, she's boring me on the phone at this moment.
Is she reciting that long list of things she hates about you?
I can't wear white shoes after Labor Day.
That is about the stupidest remark I ever heard expressed on these threads, which are not known for total erudition. Unless your white shoes have fallen to pieces and you are therefore reduced to bare feet, or are so mired and mucked up that they are no longer white - whyever not?
I'm glad to say the sister-in-law is going away for a while and I won't see her.
She's happy not to see you either--that's why she's going away.
I think I need a new fall wardrobe.
Correction, you just need a fall. From the heights of pride which makes you assume that your pathetic bundle of rags and holey jeans constitutes a wardrobe.
The fresh pasta from my local supermarket is very good.
And the 20 pounds you packed on in the past month show just how much you like it.
I'd like to buy a large screen TV.
Such bugs and goblins in my life! Truly thou art damned, like an ill-roasted egg, all on one side. Thou qualling guts-griping devil-mon, vicious mole of nature! Thou wouldst eat thy dead vomit up,
And howl'st to find it. I shall live to knock thy brains out. Thou ruttish rump-fed coxcomb!
I have a 32 inch widescreen TV for sale
