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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
Intrepid
 
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Reply Mon 28 Aug, 2006 08:04 pm
That's not autumn, it is the garbage dump down the street from your house.


I am enjoying a nice, cold bottle of water.
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Casino Joe
 
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Reply Tue 29 Aug, 2006 03:55 pm
No, no, the lady you are stalking is not pouring that over you to give you pleasure! She really does want you to go away you nutter...

I'm amazed at how the darkness is drawing in already...
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NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 29 Aug, 2006 04:02 pm
If that amazes you then you should be REALLY amazed to learn I can whistle the Star Spangled Banner.


I'm leaving Colorado in 3 days!
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Mame
 
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Reply Tue 29 Aug, 2006 04:08 pm
In a paddy wagon, as usual?


I'm having salad for dinner.
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Casino Joe
 
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Reply Tue 29 Aug, 2006 04:13 pm
So skint that you've had to raid that vegetable patch you call an allotment again, dear? Try spending abit less on alcohol...

I love my new job...
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NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 29 Aug, 2006 04:15 pm
Making license plates sure beats delivering magazines to the other cells, doesn't it?


I love a full moon.
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Mame
 
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Reply Tue 29 Aug, 2006 04:15 pm
You change jobs so often you never get the time to dislike them. Try not getting fired from this one, ok?



I'm enjoying a lovely cup of berry tea.
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Casino Joe
 
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Reply Tue 29 Aug, 2006 04:41 pm
Integrating the two replies...

The reason you love drinking that berry tea under a full moon is because you were too mean to pay up and stop your house being repossessed even tho we all know you are both loaded...

I think I better check the car is okay...
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smorgs
 
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Reply Tue 29 Aug, 2006 05:45 pm
Yes, check your car, Joe. in case you've been messin' where you shouldn't and your brakes have been tampered with...

I think I'll go and join a dating site.
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Tue 29 Aug, 2006 05:54 pm
Don't post a picture if you want to get any replies.

I've got a busy day tomorrow.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Tue 29 Aug, 2006 06:01 pm
Damn busy day seeing your probation officer, drugs and alcohol counsellor and doing your community service I suspect!

I'm going to paint my toenails
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firefly
 
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Reply Tue 29 Aug, 2006 06:08 pm
Your feet are so big and fat you'll probably need to use a roller to paint them.

I am so glad I have tomorrow off.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Tue 29 Aug, 2006 06:10 pm
So is everybody else you work with.

I'm going to enter a beauty competition.
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Tue 29 Aug, 2006 06:13 pm
As what?

I just watered my flowers.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Tue 29 Aug, 2006 06:15 pm
Are they a large tub of pansies?

I'm going to have sex.
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firefly
 
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Reply Tue 29 Aug, 2006 06:20 pm
The sheep is already cringing.

I just made some delicious soup.
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Casino Joe
 
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Reply Tue 29 Aug, 2006 06:21 pm
With yourself? That doesn't count...

I wish I wa s somewhere else...

Embarrassed
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smorgs
 
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Reply Tue 29 Aug, 2006 06:24 pm
Somewhere like an Institution for Arseholes?

I'm going out on a date.
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firefly
 
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Reply Wed 30 Aug, 2006 04:12 am
This must be the first one you've had in 10 or 15 years. He won't call you back.

I have lots of plans for today.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 30 Aug, 2006 08:09 am
Things to do today:

Get out of bed.
Eat
Drink
Pass out
Go to bed


I'm going for a hike in the Rockies tomorrow
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