And your dog is in the bedroom. I'm sure you'll enjoy it more this way.
My grandmother has become very forgetful.
She didn't FORGET your birthday; it was intentional.
Hey, there's a dog barking its head off outside!
It's trying to tell you your house is on fire, but you're too drunk to notice all the smoke, and your husband thinks it's just your usual burning dinner.
I am going to take a short vacation.
How long are they locking you up for this time?
I think I'll take a nice hot bath.
Try not to drown or electrocute yourself, you klutz.
I have a cleaning lady in today.
Too lazy to do it yourself, eh?
Think I'll work on my cross stitch today.
What's the point - you'll just have to rip it all out again.
Someone just came to pick up my loveseat - I gave it away.
The customer responded to an ad that said "Free Love. Call Mame at..."
I suspect there is a priceless Masterpiece painted beneath this old painting of mone.
Is that the Dogs Playing Poker cardboard print you're talking about? LOL
Theatre or Concert?
Are you confusing your games again?
Both me and my dog just had some cookies.
I thought I heard rumours of you eating dog food.
My bath felt great.
That wasn't a bath.... you were in the laundromat
I didn't do anything today
Same as usual, eh?
I have to head to the store.
The CCTV cameras don't operate between 12 and half past, do they, while they change the film.
I bought three bone china mugs in the market today.
Is there room in your cardboard box under the bridge for them?
I just had a piece of sourdough toast. Yum.
Are you sure it wasn't part of your last remaining shoe, the one the sole came off yesterday?
I had lunch in a new Indian café.
Was that the Sikh hostel where they feed the homeless?
I am listening to Afro-Latino music
Afro neighbours one side and Latinos the other, and walls like paper. Poor you.
I am going to pour a nice glass of red wine to sip while I type.
Uh, $1.50 / gallon wine isn't usually considered NICE.
I feel like having an avocado roll right about now.
Makes a change from a roll in the hay with an advocate.
This good French wine is slipping down a treat.
