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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
Mame
 
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Reply Tue 22 Aug, 2006 09:23 pm
Stop with the crack, you drug addict.


I made canelloni for dinner tonight.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 23 Aug, 2006 08:52 am
New from Chef BoyRDeee! Canellonni!


A millionaire female interior designer is pursuing me as a potential mate!
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Casino Joe
 
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Reply Wed 23 Aug, 2006 09:01 am
You'll never pull it off. She'll suss you're a girl

There's no food in the fridge again...
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Clary
 
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Reply Wed 23 Aug, 2006 09:13 am
Stop locking the mice and cockroaches in with the pies.

I still want to meet NickFun, the movie actor - I wonder what his real name is.
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Casino Joe
 
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Reply Wed 23 Aug, 2006 09:17 am
I'm surprised you havn't found out - pretty poor sort of a stalker arn't you?

Ah, well, time to polish my medallions
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Wed 23 Aug, 2006 09:27 am
Plucked from the necks of your children, no doubt.



Sometimes I wish I wasn't so damn beautiful.
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Mame
 
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Reply Wed 23 Aug, 2006 09:29 am
Uh, do you call covered in boils, warts, pimples and pus beautiful? O-kay then!



My boss is in New Yawk for the day.
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Clary
 
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Reply Wed 23 Aug, 2006 10:13 am
Anything to avoid Mame, he's thinking. Even knowing that she'll be skiving more than ever, writing inanities on A2K.

I'm trying to motivate my son to write his dissertation.
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Mame
 
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Reply Wed 23 Aug, 2006 10:25 am
You couldn't motivate a person in a coma to stay there!


I've been given some exciting tasks at work lately.
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Clary
 
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Reply Wed 23 Aug, 2006 11:31 am
I guess cleaning the board room as well as the lavatories is kind of thrilling. And replenishing the vending machines? Wow!


I am going out to dinner to celebrate a friend's birthday.
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Mame
 
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Reply Wed 23 Aug, 2006 12:20 pm
You have a friend? Ha! You talking about that loser lunatic who stalks the streets raving at the top of her lungs?


I'm about to head for the Salad Loop for lunch myself.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 23 Aug, 2006 12:41 pm
Those "all you can eat" salads won't help you lose weight if your there for several hours and 27 servings.


I just had a tiny snack for lunch.
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Casino Joe
 
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Reply Wed 23 Aug, 2006 02:01 pm
What's a tiny snack to you would feed an average family of four!

I hope it snows this x-mas...
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NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 24 Aug, 2006 02:11 pm
Translation: "I hope my cocaine supplier comes through this weekend".



I will probably spend Christmas in Florida this year.
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Thu 24 Aug, 2006 02:51 pm
Family told you to piss off again?

Just going to make myself a nice cup of tea.
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firefly
 
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Reply Thu 24 Aug, 2006 03:45 pm
Bet you can't hum and dunk the tea bag at the same time, you twit. That's much too complicated for you.

I ordered a part for my car today.
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Mame
 
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Reply Thu 24 Aug, 2006 03:54 pm
Too bad nobody likes you enough to fix it for you.



I'm freezing in this office!
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Clary
 
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Reply Thu 24 Aug, 2006 04:14 pm
Did you not know that before you came to work, so that you could wear something sensible instead of shorts and a singlet?


I just spent £100 on dinner for me and three friends.
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Mame
 
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Reply Thu 24 Aug, 2006 04:17 pm
What could you possibly spend 100 pounds on for homeless people????


My husband is in the doghouse today!
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Thu 24 Aug, 2006 04:53 pm
What in your house?

Gotta get up early in the moning.

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