You have a good Chardonnay? That's a laugh! I think you mean the open, mostly-drunk bottle you swiped from the neighbourhood trash can, don't you?
There are flags waving from poles in the street below.
That's the kind of Chardonnay that's bottled fresh daily and has an expiration date.
I prefer a 1997 Bordeaux.
Are you paying? But who ever heard of a Bordeaux with Pork Vindaloo - duh!
I would still love to meet the famous actor, NickFun.
Go down to your local skid road - he's the third bum on the left, next to the raving lunatic.
The sun is beating down on the sidewalk outside.
Where do you expect it to beat down? Inside?
I just washed the kitchen floor before my wife comes home.
Cleaning up the evidence of your rapscallion nature, Intrepid?
I need a new pen - this one is out of ink.
That's because you continually use big words like rapscallion nature instead of shorter words like naughty.
I am trying to figure out what to cook for dinner.
Why don't you just cook up a mess of squirrel, like you did last night?
I, myself, dined on chicken curry yesterday evening.
So you can put your figure more out of shape? Try not snacking on the ingredients whilst you are cooking.
I stayed in a 3star hotel last night...
I wouldn't call using your hands 'dining'...
I'm going for Thai food for lunch today
Hostels don't have a rating.
I think I'll have a walk after lunch.
Better keep your hood up, you don't want any of your creditors recognising you...
I will jog to the shops in a minute...
Jogging to the shops and ordering 3 cheeseburgers at one shop and a big cheesecake from the other kind of defeats the purpose, doesn't it?
I needa a new pair of tennis shoes.
You need a lot more than that! [size=7](try a personality)[/size]
Some people have terrible grammatical and spelling 'skills
Yo ort two now wat aint rite
I am off to ballet classes
You really ARE off. Off your head, thinking you can do ballet!
I'm off to bed to dream of NickFun.
I am sorry that comment has crossed the Rubicon. I doubt I will ever recover
My Tutu needs to be taken in as I am loosing weight
Dropping from 375 to 350 pounds must really make that tutu swim on your gargantuan hips.
I always have my car radio on when I am driving.
No doubt it drowns out the screams of all those little old ladies you run over on a daily basis.
What can I do about my insomnia?
