Why don't you just check the dumpster behind the Tea Shoppe and find a used tea bag that suits your fancy?
I just had a delicious cup of Nicaraguan blend coffee.
Mixing the dregs of the customer's drinks to make a full cup is truly gross. You'll make yourself ill, drinking that...
My rocket won't take off now...
Rocket-Schmocket! Nothing you have works.
My boss isn't in today, again.
So who's going to make sure everyone's drive-through order is prepared correctly?
My alumni soccer game is this week.
Another day of drinking coffee rather than working then. It's a wonder you aint shamed to take the money...
I just fancy a game of cards meself...
So you'll be a bench-warmer, just like the old days, huh?
I live in a most beautiful city.
Yes, great joke Mame. Take it you havn't looked out of your window for awhile then..
Where's the salsa dips gone again...
Down your ever-open gullet, of course, where else?!!
I'd like to go for a swim later this afternoon.
I'll just telephone the life gaurds to be on red alert then...
Another daft salesman was just at the door...
What's your brother trying to sell you this time?
I have to edit a news release.
You must edit the part with your name and replace it with a fictitious persons name to keep people from knowing you committed that crime.
I am dressed like a mountain man and I have not shaved for 6 weeks.
Business as usual, then?
I'm a magician in my spare time...
Can you make your spare tire disappear?
I'm in excellent shape.
Yeah, round!
I'm meeting friends for lunch.
I've heard about your "liquid lunches"! Can you ask your "friends" to make sure you actually get into the cab home, this time, instead of falling drunkenly unconscious next to the car door and sleeping on the street all night?
Time to watch some television, I think...
5.53 - You were catching up with Neighbours, weren't you!?
I went on a lovely trip up the River Dart today.
All by yourself, as usual, no doubt, you lonely loser.
I'm about to head out for a salad.
Loser? Me? At least I don't have to head out for a salad! I can either make one at home for the whole lot of us, or get someone else to make it. If I hed out, it'll be something more than a salad that I'll get!
I am actually making a wonderful Goan curry.
Don't you mean GoaT curry? And I doubt it'll be wonderful!
There's a sailboat heading my way.
Hope it runs you down, you insulting creature!
I shall open a good ordinary Chardonnay to have with the curry.
