And here I thought I'd heard of all the disgusting foot fetishes.
Whole Foods was founded here in Austin.
Yep, two guys, some Texas roadkill, and a cleaver.
I just had a chunky burp.
And that was just the appetizer.
I'm going home now.
Not easy working on your back all day is it?
I'm cold.
Excellent. Now take them out of the freezer and get back on your broom.
What nice clear night!
dagmaraka wrote:<tell me about it!>
well, you can always take a break from procrastinating by 5 minutes of work!
Do you know that it was that post that actually
did make me return to my letter and finish it an hour later?
Thanks girl
If you ever need sound advice in the future, make sure you ask a girl...........................
like me, or any other women on this site, as we are all brillant, that's why you like to play with us.
<can't insult you for that, P>
No, I like to play with you because you're so easy to play with.
The sun is shining, the room is like a hothouse.
That's cause you're planted in front of your computer; try going out and getting some excercise.
I'm on the conference call from hell.
And how is your mother-in-law today?
I just brought my car in for some work.
You actually think a mechanic will work that piece of junk?
Try to be merry, even if it isn't sunny!
I saw you trying to be Merry last night. Or was it Pippin or Frodo? Getting a little old for that aren't you?
It's alway good have plenty of drinking water in reserve.
Still living under the viaduct?
I swear this must be Indian Summer.
You mean, temperatures of 108F and waiting for the monsoon to break?
The rain is moving east, thank heavens.
God forbid you get a shower.
Forsooth! It is Friday and I shall collapse in a heap for the duration of the weekend (I wish).
Will someone please put that pile of trash out by the curb?
We are ready for Halloween.
Dressing as yourself again?
I need to go get some food, but what, and where?
I hear the seafood is good in Bahstin, but I doubt you knew that.
I'm printing up biz cards.
Saying what, "Hey, buddy, can you spare some change"?
I am so exhausted.