And tomorrow it will be too dry. Guess it's best not to do it at all!
I enjoyed a blueberry muffin and coffee for breakfast
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Casino Joe
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Mon 21 Aug, 2006 08:24 am
Breakfast?!! Don't make me laugh! Your day is one long meal...
It's dried up now, I'm off to cut down that lawn...
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Clary
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Mon 21 Aug, 2006 09:29 am
What's dried up, the lake of spilt beer on your kitchen floor or the vomit in the bedroom?
A man who was British High Commissioner in Tonga is coming to see me this evening.
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Mame
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Mon 21 Aug, 2006 09:54 am
Still doing tricks, are you?
There are only 3 of us at work so far.
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Clary
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Mon 21 Aug, 2006 09:57 am
<Hi>
Well since there's only work for one, you can have your usual lazy day sitting around being paid for doing A2K. What's your boss's phone number, by the way, and does (s)he know how you spend your time?
I think we'll eat around 8 o'clock.
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Mame
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Mon 21 Aug, 2006 10:03 am
[Hi yourself ... I was waiting for that third paragraph ] ....
Oh, is that when the Food Bank opens?
I'm off to get another cup of coffee.
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NickFun
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Mon 21 Aug, 2006 11:55 am
Between all that coffee and all those bathroom breaks doesn't your boss wonder why you don't do any work?
I have to shoot a scene which involves smoking marijuana with 2 nude women.
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Mame
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Mon 21 Aug, 2006 12:00 pm
Another porn flick?
My bosses aren't in yet - hee hee
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Intrepid
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Mon 21 Aug, 2006 06:32 pm
You mean the pimp is getting the limo washed?
I helped an old lady in a wheel chair today
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firefly
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Mon 21 Aug, 2006 06:45 pm
You helped her shoplift some food items she couldn't reach, in exchange for her watch, you lowlife. Now the poor old bitty will never know the time.
I am having dinner late this evening.
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Intrepid
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Mon 21 Aug, 2006 06:47 pm
Do you want your watch back?
I might watch a bit of TV later.
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Casino Joe
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Mon 21 Aug, 2006 08:26 pm
Yeah, yeah, we all know what sort of programmes you watch "later"
Time to wash the car...
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Mame
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Mon 21 Aug, 2006 08:33 pm
You mean that rusted hunk of junk with no battery, tires or windshield? Why bother?
I'm going to have dinner now.
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Casino Joe
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Mon 21 Aug, 2006 10:32 pm
Is that dinner one, dinner two or are you on your third "dinner" by now?
I've run out of tissues again!
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Montana
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Tue 22 Aug, 2006 01:19 am
Well, if you didn't pick your nose 24/7, you wouldn't have this problem.
I was in a bad mood at work tonight.
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Casino Joe
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Tue 22 Aug, 2006 01:22 am
If you had a pound for every bad mood you've been in at work then you wouldn't need to...
I couldn't sleep a wink last night...
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firefly
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Tue 22 Aug, 2006 06:19 am
I guess the surveillance cameras caught you sleeping last week, on your job as a security guard, and the boss threatened to fire you if it happens again. Too bad you now have to stay awake at the job, that really cramps your style.
I over-slept this morning.
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Intrepid
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Tue 22 Aug, 2006 06:24 am
And you still got up earlier than usual
I am about to plan my day
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Casino Joe
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Tue 22 Aug, 2006 06:40 am
Better write it all down, you know you don't know what day of the week it is half the time
I'm building a spaceship in the back yard...
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Dorothy Parker
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Tue 22 Aug, 2006 06:46 am
Lets hope you get in it and fly away and never come back.
Your day is one long meal...
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