You mean the Porsche behind you in line for the gas station?
I admire Michael O'Leary, the boss of Ryanair.
Michael O'Leary? That loser didn't even graduate from college!
If I could, I'd spend all my time laying in the grass in my backyard gazing up at the stars.
You mean once you get out of prison?
Tomorrow, I will cut the grass.
Okay, cut me in for an ounce pal. I'll be round with the cash tomorrow.
Where's the electricity switch gone again?
Firsts the dog's lead, now the electricity switch? However much hooch did you have to make you that blind?
I spoke to my son, who's babysitting for a friend.
At least he's talking to you, that's a start!
I'm going out for a walk because I can't find anything in the house...
Still into the hooch and wearing sunglasses, huh
I will be going to pickup my wife soon
So she expects her husband to join the kerb crawlers and pick her up like a common whore - these fun sex games!
I must have something to eat, it's already nearly 9.
Go ahead, get something delectable out of the dumpster and bring it back. We'll wait.
I am a very playful person.
Yes, I heard you had the mental age of a child
Wait til i get my hands on my wife...
Do we have to wait? And what for, exactly? So that we can witness the two of you fighting as usual?
I am off to bed in a minute.
The bed bugs are hungrily waiting for you. Have you ever considered changing your sheets, you slob ?
I am curious about my new neighbors.
After peeping in their windows and tapping their phones you should be a little LESS curious.
I am in Denver, CO surrounded by woodland.
It could be worse, you could be out clearing brush on the ranch
I am getting sleepy
Well, curl up in your cardboard box and go to sleep then.
I hope to one day be the president of the United States.
Let me know when, so I can kill myself.
I like to cross stitch.
That's always been relaxing therapy for the mentally disordered. But you really should stop sewing your fingers together, that makes the ward attendants very upset.
I ate the first tomatoes from my tomato plants today.
Is that the only food you have? How sad.
I made 14 tote bags today. My finger looks and feels like a pincushion.
Shall I add insult to injury? You're a crap seamstress.
I think Mame is a Gemini.
How am I supposed to follow that, you idiot?
I want to mow the lawn but it's too wet
