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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
Mame
 
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Reply Sat 19 Aug, 2006 06:02 pm
Bought out the back of somebody's truck, no doubt.


I just finished making a wonderful salad.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 19 Aug, 2006 06:03 pm
Only a dolt like you would buy the desk when you don't own a computer and still use the one at the library.

I am making Chicken Marsala for dinner.
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Clary
 
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Reply Sat 19 Aug, 2006 06:04 pm
It took you so long you had to throw it out because it was all soggy or curled up.

I watched an interview with Englebert Humperdinck and he's really boring.
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Mame
 
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Reply Sat 19 Aug, 2006 06:05 pm
Not as boring as you, obviously, for you sat and watched it.


It's bloody hot and sunny here - I wish it would cool off.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 19 Aug, 2006 06:06 pm
Must you really announce your menopausal hot flashes to the world?

I might do my laundry tonight.
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Mame
 
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Reply Sat 19 Aug, 2006 06:07 pm
Be a nice change for the neighbourhood if you would.


There's a dog barking up the street.
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Casino Joe
 
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Reply Sat 19 Aug, 2006 08:34 pm
You will get reported to pet-cruelty if you don't bring him in soon...

Now where's that washing line I was going to put up...
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Sweet Thistle Pie
 
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Reply Sat 19 Aug, 2006 09:11 pm
Probably right next to the dress you wear while you prance around singing show tunes in the mirror every friday night.

Do you think I'm sexy?
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Casino Joe
 
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Reply Sat 19 Aug, 2006 09:13 pm
You have all the sex appeal of a dried pea; no, wait, actually that's an insult to dried peas...

Ooh, I'm so horny tonight...
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firefly
 
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Reply Sun 20 Aug, 2006 12:08 am
So that's why your dog is hiding in the closet. Even man's best friend knows where to draw the line--too bad you don't.

I love playing Luxor.
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lmur
 
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Reply Sun 20 Aug, 2006 12:59 am
That's a little better I guess - last week it was hopskotch.


The neverending summer has ended.
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The Pen is
 
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Reply Sun 20 Aug, 2006 01:27 am
Typical Irish overstatement, just a few cloudy days and it's doom and gloom.


I have an extra large coffee at my side this morning.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sun 20 Aug, 2006 01:34 am
With the hangover you have, nothing will help.

I am turning into a nightowl.
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The Pen is
 
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Reply Sun 20 Aug, 2006 01:36 am
Well I suppose if you have to transmigrate into the animal kingdom, it's better than turning into the shrew you undoubtedly are, or the peacock you could be.

I didn't touch a drop of alcohol last night.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sun 20 Aug, 2006 01:46 am
That's because you drank the Vodka straight out of the bottle to avoid touching any drops.

I checked my credit report today.
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The Pen is
 
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Reply Sun 20 Aug, 2006 02:16 am
Hollow laughter... don't even have to begin insulting you on that one!


I'm signing up for a Tai Chi class.
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Casino Joe
 
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Reply Sun 20 Aug, 2006 06:20 am
Good idea, you look like you could do with abit of activity

Where's the dog lead and collar?
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Clary
 
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Reply Sun 20 Aug, 2006 08:51 am
Do you always go where the dog leads? Stands to reason I suppose.


I had a lovely lunch out with friends today.
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Casino Joe
 
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Reply Sun 20 Aug, 2006 11:00 am
Freeloading off your rich pals again?

Time to get something to eat myself...
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Sweet Thistle Pie
 
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Reply Sun 20 Aug, 2006 11:07 am
Yeah, good idea, get something to eat, tubby! Your ass is so fat it needs its own zip code. Laughing

When I look in the mirror, I really like what I see.
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