The Insult Chain Game

Probably your own cooking. Try eating at a dumpster; I'm sure it'll be an improvement.

My husband is late home tonight.

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I bet she's hot.

There's a guy outside my window, banging some broad.

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Bet you wish it were you.
How do you know what they're doing, it's been so long.
You wish, you perv.

It's hot out tonight, dammit

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Well, take your cloths off and take a walk around the neighborhood, like you usually do.

My ex called tonight and asked me to marry him.

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Was he hallucenating again, the poor dear?

I have a tough life!

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Did you get a flat on the Mercedes?

My grass needs water.

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So get out there and water it, you lazy sod.

I was sewing most of last evening.

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That'll teach you to let your boyfriend literally rip your clothes off when he's horny...

It's raining again...

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Actually, that's just the neighbors playing with the hose outside your window trying to prevent you from leaving the house and scaring the kids again.

I'm off to Colorado for the next 3 weeks.

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I hope you won't have internet access, it will be such a relief not to have you around.

I think I am going to paint my shutters.

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That sounds exciting, what color are you gonna choose? Have you seen the paints made by Farrow & Ball over in London England, they are amazing. I have gone for Georgian Green.

I think I will check out the paint charts for the next project

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I am sure that after careful consideration you will choose flourescent snot green like you always do.

Aftert this film I will shave off this itchy beard.

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Please don't! It hides your ugly mug nicely.

I just made my husband pancakes for breakfast.

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And I just made a poo that looked just like you.

Wow, this thread is really long.

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You're not too classy there.

We're off to the bookstore. See ya.

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If you're looking for something for yourself, I'd recommend the children's section.

I'm pretty good with the insults, aren't I?

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Well as long as you think so, dear.

I am dying to meet NickFun, as he is a famous film actor.

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Tryagain wrote:

That sounds exciting, what color are you gonna choose? Have you seen the paints made by Farrow & Ball over in London England, they are amazing. I have gone for Georgian Green.

I think I will check out the paint charts for the next project

I was going to hang around this thread and hurl insults, but Tryagain, with offering such as the one above, would cause me such angst that I would probably never recover.

A classic friggin' insult, Tryagain. One for the ages.

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I am dying to meet NickFun, as he is a famous film actor.

Which is precisely why he'd have no interest in meeting a drip like you.

I have to assemble my new computer desk.

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"Assemble is a grand word" for sticking a board across two piles of bricks - guess you have to get them fairly level though.

I have an Italian glass computer desk I bought last year.

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