Oh so YOU are the gruel maker in the kitchens of the prison? Wow, what an important job, I'm SO impressed.
I have an important meeting today.
Maybe the parole board will see things your way this time.
I have almost finished my screenplay.
More reading material to help insomniacs get to sleep?
The office is hosting a luncheon today for everyone.
Try to leave some food for the others this time.
My team lost the softball championship.
It's hard to win when your entire team is zoned out on crack.
I might fly to Calgary on Sunday.
Your arms will get tired!
I have to get some spare parts for my strimmer and blower tomorrow.
Of course you do! You can give a good strim or blow job without them!
I fear the seam on my tight pants will break.
Too many steroids are really bad for a girl!
I have a new recipe for aubergines.
Why bother - no one will eat your cooking anyway!
I guess it's hard to say something about yourself that's not an insult already, eh Mame?
Filming starts in Colorado for me this weekend.
What are they filming, THE FLY???????
I sewed three tote bags tonight.
Got the first two wrong, eh.
Every part of my body is sore.
That'll teach you to sunbathe nude all day as usual
Where's my housekeys gone again?
Drunk again?
I need some sleep.
Burning the candle at both ends as usual?
This curry tastes burnt...
Everything you cook tastes burnt. Maybe that's because you burn eveything? Just a theory...
I am sporting a new pair of deck shoes.
And by the size of them, one would be forgiven for thinking you wrote 'deck chairs'.
I had a very good vegetarian Indian lunch at a cafe today.
That means you sliced up a vegetarian Indian and ate him for lunch you cannibal.
I shall be eating French food for lunch today.
Things like frogs, snails, horses - in fact anything that moves.
Must take some books to the jumble sale tomorrow.
Don't dignify those porno mags with the name 'books' .
I have dyspepsia.
