Did you get him over the wall this time?
I am thinking of purchasing a new HDTV
Think all you want, but with no money, you'll have to steal one.
No one is at work but me, so far.
Think all you want, but with no money, you'll have to steal one.
No one is at work but me, so far.
Ideal conditiions for your burgling the office then...
My new book is already falling apart...
That's because you only read while in the shower.
I got a new hairstyle!
Don't jump straight in the swimming pool when you get home like you did last time and ruin it
My car's looking cleaner now...
Yes, it has been raining heavily.
I need a forty five gallon drum of dragons blood.
You can substitute the blood of your wife and neighbors. Perhaps no one will notice.
A man tried to sell me life insurance today.
Was he blind?
I am building a pagoda for a friend.
Why, did he mistake you for someone with a life?
I'm about to leave work for home... yay.
Coming up with a Pyramid Scheme, to bilk Asian people out of their money, is not building a pagoda.
I was feeling dizzy at work today.
That's called DTs...
Time to cut the lawn again...
He probably has the scissors out on his window box.
I need a boat.
Indeed you do. The middle of the ocean is the right place for you.
This beard makes my face feel all fuzzy.
Call that a beard, I thought you were chewing a hamster.
They have forecast more bloody rain for tomorrow.
Have you finished building your ark yet?
It's always warm and sunny in LA.
Yes, that is why you go bald early and wrinkle up like a sun dried chamois.
The orchard is extremely fruitful this year.
So I guess you'll be boozing it up real good this year, eh.
It's been a very physically challenging week at work this week.
You mean you had to leave your chair more than once
Time to get the lawn back in shape...
You'll have to rent a dumpster to haul away all the broken furniture, bottles, and garbage which are covering it. But, even with all that, it'll be a lot easier to get the lawn back in shape, then to get yourself back in shape--you're a hopeless case.
Never week I'm going to have a grueling schedule.
