I won't add insult to injury.
I have never been to Bacup.
You should try it. Might broaden your mind abit...
My debt problem is spirralling
There's no such word.
I understand a little Greek.
A little understanding is dangerous in the wrong hands
I invented a word, apparently...
You've invented your own language. That's why no one understands you.
I just enjoyed a bagel and cream cheese.
Been at the supermarket rubbish skip again, Nick?
If you only knew the half of my woes...
Joe, old buddy, a problem shared is a problem halved, JUST don't fetch your bloody problems on these pages, keep 'em to yourself, none of us are bloody agony Aunts.
I have a great deal of paperwork to catch up on tomorrow.
Is this the same paper work you've been avoing the past 6 months becuase it's been raining - or snowing - or the sun is shining?
I am going to learn how to use a MAC.
First sensible thing to fall from your graceless typing fingers in the last 4 months,
I have a Mac, and have used Apples for over 20 years.
Couple of real fruit drops there!
I am about to pour myself a brandy and port.
I think ABUSED is a better word, don't you?
I'm painting watercolours today.
That'll be another mess on the easel.
I like to paint nudes.
You can get arrested for painting a nudist. It's called "assault," pal, and it's against the law.
I'm enjoying the 100 degree weather here.
I always knew you were hot headed.
I started a thread and no one seems to get what I'm trying to say.
That's because you never make any sense.
I have to wash my hair before I go to bed.
To prevent your hair from sticking to the pillow. I doubt a single wash will help much though.
I went surfing today.
I don't think a toy surf board in the bathtub qualifies as surfing.
We had thunder and lightning all weekend here.
I heard the Coast Guard reported sightings of a dangerous maneater.
I need some excitement!
Why not head to your usual haunt - Skid Road?
I didn't care for the paintings I did today...
Try staying off the sauce and see if that improves your work
I made my son a catapult...
