Which in your house would tend to improve the smell.
I'm working on a broken computer.
You ought to try not kicking the harddrive everytime you read a post that doesn't agree with you! That way it will last longer...
I'm addicted to chocolate...
Try eating it, not injecting it!
I am so sleepy.
Thanx for the advice Lezzles, I know that you are "in the know"... :wink: So it makes you sleepy does it - yawn - never realias...
My home has been burgaled again...
SNORE
Tar paper shacks don't have too many security features, do they? What was there for anyone to take, your only roll of toilet paper?
I am planning on having a great weekend.
Let me see ... on both Saturday and Sunday sleeping till 3, having the TV remote close to your hand so you can flip channels, having the wine box close to the other hand and a glass all ready to fill - with a snort or 2 of coke for later. Perfect!
My flight to Germany has been cancelled.
So you get a bit longer in jail before they deport you.
I'm off shopping today, need to top the freezer up.
If you didn't eat so much out of it your belly wouldn't have grown so big and you'd be able to reach further down into the freezer...
"It's genuine" my antique dealer said...
...about your ragged sandals. They are, at least, 50 years old and at the time you bought them they costed you 10 pence at the flea market.
Why am I talking about antiques?
At your age even antiques seem new.
I like Beef Stroganoff in my girlfriends special wine sauce.
The clown eats anything put before him and wonders why he's approaching 300lbs.
Looks like it may rain this evening.
Have you finished building your Ark Noah?
I'm doing a voice over for a cartoon.
Who, Olive Oyl?
I made a beautiful manicotti tonight.
Oh, is that what you call those voodoo dollies of your ex-boyfriends that you stick pins into...
Ah well, time to check my e-mails again...
Joe, you have no e-mails, you never have e-mails, you never will have e-mails. What's it like to be so popular?
I drove to the Wildfowl Trust at Southport earlier today.
Still trying to keep one step ahead of the Sheriff to avoid your child support payments, you creep?
I had a blissful nap this afternoon.
So you were that burglar on the news who fell asleep on the job!
I can't stand the rain...
It must really cut down on what you get from panhandling.
I am trying to eat more fruit and vegetables.
Oh, come on, you've already denuded your neighbour's orchard and fields of their crops...
I think I'll write a novel...
Another clown in the making?
I might have to drive to Bacup later on today.
