What ! No polar bear or walrus today?
I have been to Llandudno today it was a pleasant day out
That sounds like it might be Wales...
Can you speak any Welsh?
Yaki da and theyreanicepair
Do you know Prestatyn?
Welsh makes her nips hard. Say something else Welsh for us Mathos.
J'aime de manger du frommage.
Ooops, this is the Insult Game - alright then, one for each of you.
N - you like to eat cheese because you can gum it - too bad you lost your last set of ill-fitting, brown, wooden dentures to that dame in the street brawl last night. You might have stood a chance if you weren't so drunk.
M - you can't even speak English correctly; I'd hate to hear you mangle the Welsh language, too.
Cheesechompingyank
Can you do it with your eyes shut?
With you she'd HAVE to have her eyes shut.
I like to climb mountains.
Three leggo bricks and a handrail.
I have to build a flight of stone steps tomorrow and Saturday.
Who's going to help you lift the stones, you little girlie-man?
I get to tear off a roof this weekend.
Ha Tico, taking credit again for something the tornado hit?
I finally have to go to the groceries today.
It's been two whole days since you went grocery shopping! Better stock them shelves full to last you till Saturday!
I like my new shaving cream.
Actually, you need more than that, honey... you need a whole facial.
Just had some wonderful unagi nigiri. Mmmm
So thats what you call it down your way.
A couple of Dylan songs then off to bed.
Only a couple? Think you need to hear a full album before you even begin to think about winding down, the day you've just had...
The insult chain game is 1,000 pages old. This calls for a celebration...
Going to a soup kitchen and looking for used butts isn't my idea of a celebration, thank you!!!
I'm being paged!
Hiring servants to come and tell you that isn't proving to anyone that you are popular, you know...
I love eating popcorn...
Then it's a good thing the theatres let you pick it up off the floor after the shows.
I have two coffees in the morning.
Only two. I heard you need a whole jar of beans to yourself to get you going in the morning...
Gosh, it's smelly in here...
Your flatulence is knocking everyone out.
I am chewing sugar-free gum.
Truth is you're so far out of it tonight you just hope that is what you are chewing...
The dog's pooed on the carpet, again...
