And boy were Colorado glad to see the back of you...
Aint it good to know you've got a friend?
So, you haven't felt good in years?
I had a very disturbed sleep last night.
Since you downed a dozen tacos and a six pack of beer before bedtime, I'm not surprised. Too bad you didn't always make it to the bathroom in time each time you woke up during the night. Cleaning up that mess this morning must have gotten your day off to a great start.
I really ate too much tonight because my dinner was so delicious.
Didn't I tell you those deep fried spiders were bad for you?
We're in the middle of some thunder showers.
Perhaps they'll let you in the hostel for the homeless until they stop.
I've got a blood check this morning.
The Dr will fnd your blood to be 80 proof.
My recent physical exam reveals I have the body of a boy.
.... and the mind of 3 year old.
I'm just off to have my hair cut.
So, they're doing a sequel to Edward Scissorhands?
I just had a small lunch.
12 plates at the "all you can eat" buffet is small for you.
I love the nude beach in San Diego.
But no one loves seeing your huge, fatso, lardo butt there, bucko...
I had a fantastic sushi lunch today.
You mean you fell in the pond.
I must try a polar bear and walrus diet like the Canadians. :wink:
Couldn't be any worse than a british diet!
I'm listening to Afro-Latin music.
Yes, listen is all they will allow you to do after that wild dance you performed last time you were out! What an exhibition you made of yourself...
I'm on fire because I think I'm in love...
But does the sheep feel the same way?
I was videotaped doing 200 super-fast jumping jacks yesterday.
We don't need to know you're in the porn industry doing strange things with sailors.
I think I'll go and have a few holes of golf.
You shoot two holes of golf, then head for the Club's bar, where you spend the rest of the day drinking Gin and boring everyone with your rambling, wacko opinions.
I am worried about the possibility of identity theft.
Why? If someone stole your identity they'd just wind up in prison!
I don't do any buying on EBay.
Bankrupts can't buy anywhere knuckle-brain.
I hope it rains tomorrow, I have a great deal of paperwork to catch up on.
Didn't anyone tell you that rain doesn't actually have to be falling in order for you to do paperwork?
I'm cooking for my cousins tonight.
Frozen dinners again, hon?
I just ate a delicious tuna sandwich with avocado.
