Everything you read is a mystery. That's because you read on a kindergarden level.
I am sporting a pair of hiking boots at the moment.
Aren't you going a little overboard for a trip to the mall?
I just finished reading The Devil Wore Prada.
You mean you finished reading the three sentence summary of the movie plot. And you had to look up seven of the words in the dictionary, and still couldn't understand what they meant.
I think I need to buy another air conditioner.
Did you know that if you open the window (that's the glass thing on the wall) breezes will be able to cool your room?
I'm looking forward to my sons coming back this weekend.
Are they being released ALREADY??? 10 years sure flys by doesn't it?
I may fly off to Florida for Christmas
Your friends in LA will be sure of a happy Christmas then.
I am going to The Lake District on Sunday.
Alone, no doubt.
I might leave work early today.
The amount of your employers' money you waste by just being there, playing on A2K would be enough to start a small industry in a backward country.
I had to take an injured student to hospital today for an X-ray, which was very boring.
But I suppose you felt obligated after smashing him in the face and throwing him out the window.
My girl and I shall be attending a function with some very wealthy TV producers tomorrow.
I suppose you could say the cleaning staff were 'attending'. Bet you get champagne and caviar all over your shoes.
I'm going to watch Stephen Fry on TV, he's hilariously clever.
Yes another one who should be in an institution.
We are meeting Steve at Windermere, he has a boat on the lake, should be a good day.
By "meeting" you mean you're on the same pier at the same time.
I'm about to leave work! yay
If leaving work makes you happy, you'll be downright thrilled to learn that your boss is about to fire you for spending too much time in here.
I forgot to go to the bank today.
Oh dear! I guess that credit refusal will have to wait until tomorrow!
I'm going down to show off my physique on the beach now!
Don't do it you'll frighten the children.
I'm off down the shops on my bike.
Don't bother wearing a hemet, there is nothing inside your head to protect.
I eat the same breakfast every day.
Boring breakfast to match your boring life, eh?
I'm going to color my hair today.
Will you be using the crayons, or the magic markers?
I need to see the eye doctor.
You've probably got a cold in it from looking through keyholes.
I'm off for a bite to eat.
Your idea of a 'bite' is a pound of steak, a pound of fries, and a double helping of pie and ice cream to finish off, washed down with several pints of beer.
I have lost 2 lbs in the last 5 days.
