Then what, train it up onto your head?
I am looking forward to taking that flash bird for a drink or two.
You'll have to get her drunk before you take her out.
I just had some ice tea.
They're too soft on you jail birds.
I'm off to bed with a warm drink, a good book and some soft music.(Boring isn't it)
Don't forget to wear your diapers, that warm milk always makes you wet the bed.
I can't take this heat.
Then get out of the kitchen.
I petted a dog this morning.
But then he had to get dressed and go to work.
My email and cell phones have been infiltrated by Homeland Security!
There's no need to brag just because you've been infiltrated.
Gammon and fries for dinner, yummy.
From the soup kitchen, no doubt.
A cup of coffee would taste great right about now.
Two cups even better.
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Certainly big boy.
I like fermented cider from KY.
You need to join Spendi in the Bradford low life ale houses!
I hope it rains for one more day, my lawns are recovering quite well.
They're not your lawns they belong to the council, they're in the park where the bench is that you sleep on every night.
I need some red wine after typing all that.
On top of the two bottles you had earlier, and before you start on the whisky.
My mother-in-law has just been to dinner
Is she still feeling OK? Better take her to the hospital anyway.
Back to the Red Wine.
And back in the gutter.
I prefer dark beer over pale.
You Yanks don't know a real beer, a pint of real guiness would put you in Bellevue!
I bet Spendi is drinking a pint of John Smith Extra Smooth right now!
Typical, you only bet on certainties.
I going to whack the little white ball around today.
Glad you don't dignify it with the name of playing golf, the way you do it. Was it an eleven or twelve putt on that last hole?
You failed to say something about yourself Clary but that's what we expect from someone with a flea-like attention span.
I prefer tennis over golf.
Watching of course, you're too fat to play.
I like to read mysteries.
