Why? You don't ride it anyway!
I shall be enjoying a "Rocky Mountain High" this evening.
On a John Denver Disc
I think I will put a new inner tube in.
You already have that huge "spare tire" in your midsection.
I feel a little sleepy.
Downers after the amphetamine, he never changes.
I have to collect some dog food tomorrow morning.
Cook's on a holiday?
I just returned from a weekend camping trip.
He stayed in the back garden in a bin liner.
I enjoy the comfort of a hammock when I camp.
You're supposed to tie it to the tree trunk....not the upper branches.
I may be getting new carpets soon.
The odor is really getting to you, huh? It's really tacky of you to have all those accidents on the rugs and then try to blame them on the dog.
It's easier to diet in very hot weather.
Well, you should know, lardo, you're continually at it.
There's no one on the boards tonight.
Actually, the board is packed. Everyone's avoiding you.
I went for a 3-hour hike in the Rockies yesterday.
Well Nick, you have a really weird sense of Fun.
I have returned from seeing an aged aunt in a retirement home.
How did you manage to get out?
I think I will have a work out later on this evening.
Look out Arnold Schwarzenegger! Mathos is gonna lift that heavy beer can all the way up to his mouth!
It's hot! I'm loving the air conditioning.
What you do to the air conditioning is your problem, we don't need to know.
I think I'd better water the garden.
300 pot plants is considered a "garden"?
I am sitting in a cabin in the woods with wireless internet access!
Perverted aren't you Nick?
I think I will have an easy day tomorrow.
Would you like me to make it any easier for you?
I might just drive to London tomorrow.
Lyn is already insulted enough. Do you have to show your face to insult her further?
I am going paragliding off a mountain tomorrow.
You don't need a chute, the air currents will enable you to free fall like a bird, go for it.
I bet Lyn will be glad to see me.
And you wife will be glad to be rid of you.
I have to let my beard grow for the next month.
