No, you need to support yourself. Get a job, you lazy bum. And laying off the wine you make from those grapes might help you to stand upright without support.
My electricity just went out for a little while.
That wouldn't have happened if you paid your electric bill once in a while.
I'm packing for Colorado.
Somebody has to go there.
I'm in a tug of war team tomorrow.
Why don't they use you as the rope?
I'm going to an Italian restaurant tonight.
"Going there" and "eating there" are two different things. You will be eating at McDonalds.
I shall be dining at a Japanese Sushi house tonight.
Eating raw fish at the neighbour's again, huh?
I am having chicken for supper.
You have chicken every night because you lack the imagination and motivation (and cooking ability) to have anything other than an already cooked BBQ bird you pick up at the store. You're so dull you don't even get bored with it.
I was going to go out, but I think it's too hot and humid.
Plus your tagged and it's not allowed.
I hope it does not rain tomorrow.
Rain might spare you the humiliation of being beated in that tug-of-war by the local Kindergarten class.
I don't feel like cooking in this weather.
Same old lame excuse, rain hail or sunshine.
The Cup is in our hands and we won't let it go.
Hmm...it must be too hot. Or too cold. Or too wet. Or too dry. Or too nice.
I am watching CNN to keep myself informed.
If you bothered to put on your glasses, you'd see you are watching the Cartoon Network and not CNN. The only thing you'll be informed about are the exploits of Bugs Bunny and Roadrunner, but you're probably too dumb to follow the news on CNN any way, so cartoons are just your speed.
I love fresh squeezed orange juice.
You no doubt crush everything you come in contact with, fatty!!
We won the tug of war contest today.
Probably because the kindergarten kids, who were pulling on the other side, took one look at you huffing and puffing and laughed so hard they dropped the rope.
I made a wonderful purchase today.
Unfortunately the cloak of invisibility the devil sold you will turn you green, huge and very visible, and your soul will never be yours again.
I have just come back from Moldova.
Now that you've been extradited, it's too bad you can't afford a decent lawyer. Guess you won't be making any plans for the next 20 years.
My plants are cooking in this heat.
You always find a way to eat when the dumpsters are empty!
I am sitting at a cafe in Denver enjoying a view of the mountains.
Hard to find anything wrong with that - but of course you have to enjoy the view because you can't afford to eat or drink anything.
I am gtting drunk waiting for dinner.
Yes, you sure are, and you've been waiting for dinner since the moment you woke up this morning.
I have to gather up some laundry.
She'll be rummaging round the sluice in some third class hotel to find something to fit her.
I must mend a puncture on my bicycle.
