You think they'd notice?
My business partner is a woman.
It would have to be, no man would wish to be involved with you.
Thinking of installing an automatic plant watering system is akin to installing air conditioning, it would probably be 30 years before either was needed again.
Especially considering all your plants are already dead.
I have a cactus in my living room that needs very little watering.
That has to be the ideal 'lazy man's' plant.
My friend Christopher was stopped and searched at customs this morning.
That's because he was wearing your pants and they reeked of marijuana.
I think I strained my left latisimus dorsi
You animal!
I'm stressed out.
Was the job of replacing the toilet paper, paper towels, AND water cooler cups at work today too mentally and emotionally taxing for you? Perhaps they will go easy on you tomorrow, and have you skip the cups.
My work day just zipped by.
And your dress just zipped off as usual.
I need a pair of pole dancers for the party on Saturday night.
Would you know what to do with them?
I need to water my garden.
You need to lose about 45 pounds.
I think I'll play tennis tonight.
You call what you do "playing"? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
I'm dying for some sushi...
That's funny, because you smell like sushi.
My softball team won last night.
You must have been playing against the "Severely Handicapped League".
I played a great game of tennis this morning.
What, were you and Tico "playing"????????? HA ha ha ha ha ha h
I like Nasi Goreng
Isn't that some sort of underground religious-political party that requires cannibalism and murder?
I like Thai food.
But it's obvious from the way you smell after that it doesn't like you!
My boss is a grouch.
I would be too if you worked for me.
I just got my car fixed.
You're such a lousy driver, the body shop should give you a volume discount.
I wish I didn't have that class tonight.
You don't have any class, so don't worry about it.
It's one of the most beautiful days here...
Stormy, wet and miserable -- just as you like it!
I like gals in fishnet stockings.
